i was in a bar once, laughing with friends and having a good time on the patio.
From outside the patio this girl with a weird smile motions me to come over.
(I had never seen her before in my life.)
I did.
With an evil grin that I will never forget she punches me in the mouth and blood spurts everywhere.
Her punch didnt hurt that much but it got me square in the mouth and I then bit down on my
lower lip for the blood.
On a good note, a girl that saw the whole thing was very sympathetic to my plight and ended up
giving me a random act of kindness on my pecker.
From outside the patio this girl with a weird smile motions me to come over.
(I had never seen her before in my life.)
I did.
With an evil grin that I will never forget she punches me in the mouth and blood spurts everywhere.
Her punch didnt hurt that much but it got me square in the mouth and I then bit down on my
lower lip for the blood.
On a good note, a girl that saw the whole thing was very sympathetic to my plight and ended up
giving me a random act of kindness on my pecker.
Got headbutted while getting ready to get on a bus, a guy coming off the bus thought I seemed like a good a guy to headbutt as any and nearly put me on my ass. As he walked three under cover officers grabbed him and beat the shit out of me and tried to give me his cellphone thinking he stole it from me. Looking back I should have just played along.
