I’m sure the statute of limitations is up so…here goes…
When my brother and I were younger, we use to go to the local
Supermarket and steal a couple of grocery bags then fill them up w/ kid’s food
(Cookies, cake, chocolate milk…etc.))…then just walk out the front door..
As If we paid for the shit… the kicker was…
We would eat all the shit right outside the door of the supermarket…lol
When my brother and I were younger, we use to go to the local
Supermarket and steal a couple of grocery bags then fill them up w/ kid’s food
(Cookies, cake, chocolate milk…etc.))…then just walk out the front door..
As If we paid for the shit… the kicker was…
We would eat all the shit right outside the door of the supermarket…lol
I used to poop in my pant on a regular basis back in elementary school.
One day I was so happy to make it throughout the day w/o pooping and on top of that I was
selected to dust the erasers( a coveted job as you got to go outside by yourself to do the job)
On the way back I decided to run backwards and fell, at the same time pooping my pants.
I pulled my pants tight on the way to the babysitters house (h.s. girl with little nephew, older brother and mother in house)
hoping other kids
would not see the bulge in the buttocks area.(walked from school to BS house)
By the time I got to babysitter my shit had kinda pressed flat and semi dried in my pants.
I would sneak away for minutes at a time to scrape some of the poo off into the sink
where it just so happens that a pair of underwear from the Bsittter little nephew whose name was BooBoo was located.
At some point later in the day everyone was blaming boo boo for stinking
and I was glad to get away with the crime.
One day I was so happy to make it throughout the day w/o pooping and on top of that I was
selected to dust the erasers( a coveted job as you got to go outside by yourself to do the job)
On the way back I decided to run backwards and fell, at the same time pooping my pants.
I pulled my pants tight on the way to the babysitters house (h.s. girl with little nephew, older brother and mother in house)
hoping other kids
would not see the bulge in the buttocks area.(walked from school to BS house)
By the time I got to babysitter my shit had kinda pressed flat and semi dried in my pants.
I would sneak away for minutes at a time to scrape some of the poo off into the sink
where it just so happens that a pair of underwear from the Bsittter little nephew whose name was BooBoo was located.
At some point later in the day everyone was blaming boo boo for stinking
and I was glad to get away with the crime.
I use to wet my pants in 1st grade.
Lucky for me at my school they had those hand blow dryers where you push the button and put your hands underneath to dry your hands.
Well everytime I pissed my pants I would excuse myself to the bathroom the jump on to the counter and stick my pants underneath the dryer to dry my pants.
It only takes about 5 mins under the dryer to have a completely dry pair of pants
Back in my drinking days I visited a friend in St Louis. He had a bar in his basement and we got really shitty drunk one night (even by my standards).
I woke up in his basement in the middle of the night and it was pitch black and I had to shit something fierce. I somehow made my way into the laundry room, but I couldn't find my way out of the basement in time and took a sloppy dump in/on the drain on his laundry room floor.
Managed to clean it all up and crawled into the guest room bed where I was staying with my then-wife.
Woke back up at 6am and it was somewhat light out, and I realized at this point that the diarrhea had smeared all over the back of my legs, and therefore the sheets.
Had to wake her up and explain, wash the sheets and my clothes, and shower before my buddy got up.
Never told him about that.
I woke up in his basement in the middle of the night and it was pitch black and I had to shit something fierce. I somehow made my way into the laundry room, but I couldn't find my way out of the basement in time and took a sloppy dump in/on the drain on his laundry room floor.
Managed to clean it all up and crawled into the guest room bed where I was staying with my then-wife.
Woke back up at 6am and it was somewhat light out, and I realized at this point that the diarrhea had smeared all over the back of my legs, and therefore the sheets.
Had to wake her up and explain, wash the sheets and my clothes, and shower before my buddy got up.
Never told him about that.
HAHAHAHAHA somehow you just lost your staying at pocketrockets pad in CR for free card!!!!
I once was looking for weed crums to put in my pipe cause my dealer was dry... a piece of bacon ended on my pipe as I ate some a few hours back, was smoking with my then gf and she said this shit tastes like bacon... i said, baby... it's Boulder bacon
I once woke up in one in one of the most dangerous cities in Mexico in some motel------ Juarez, Mexico with the room door wide open......There was no air conditioning so somebody must have opened up the door in the middle of the night........Some things I remember is everyone trying to sell me something in the daytime out on the street saying hey American, hey American, a taxi driver that was really connected, some Mexican bars and then chilling with senoritas in a private room, lots of people literally sleeping on the street, a Mariachi band playing live music while eating tacos on the street among other things as well.......Good experience at a young age and also educational..
I was in 5th grade living in a condo with my parents. On the way home I was on the bus and had to shit real bad....ran off the bus ran home, ran in the elevator, ran to my front door. forgot my fucking house keys that day. no one home....i had no choice and shit in the fire escape.
I must say I was a smart 5th grader....i walked down two floors to take suspicion off of me.
I must say I was a smart 5th grader....i walked down two floors to take suspicion off of me.
This is a funny story and I have a similar one.
I wasn't drunk but was on my way to the gym and got a fierce stomach ache. I wasn't going to make it to the gym. I stopped at a pizza place and it was closed. I went next door to another store and it was closed. I realized it was coming and I wasn't stopping it. I ran across the street to the college and the front door to the admin building was locked as well. I ran over to a bush and just dropped it in the dirt right in front of the admin building. Had to pull my pants up to the edge so I could walk over and find a bathroom to wipe my ass.
