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Thinking it should be easy to pick up some strange as the movie lets out.
 

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Good chance to be banging chicks right and left come Friday.
 
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[h=1]Woman Arrested for Masturbating During ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’[/h] 3




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by Kipp Jones22 Feb 2015Los Angeles, CA16
[h=2]While moviegoers are often touched by the messages portrayed on film, one woman in western Mexico was arrested for touching HERSELF during a screening of Fifty Shades of Grey.[/h] According to La Verdad, one sexually aroused patron in Sinaloa was enjoying the raunchy sadomasochistic flick when she allegedly decided to engage in a little debauchery of her own. The only problem? She happened to be in a crowded theater.
The unnamed woman, reported to be 33, was caught masturbating in the 12[SUP]th[/SUP] row of the cinema after other moviegoers became suspicious of her behavior.
Seeing as the film’s subject matter instigated the “crime of passion,” it is rather ironic that this chapter of the woman’s story also ended with a set handcuffs.
She was promptly arrested and confined to a jail cell.
This is not the first case of reported misbehavior regarding screenings of Fifty Shades. Two gangs of women physically fought it out after an argument during a showing of the film at venue in the U.K. on Valentine’s Day, according to the Daily Mail.
“Someone asked them to be quiet but things turned nasty and they just got louder,” said a witness. “I couldn’t hear any of the dialogue. I had been looking forward to seeing the film for weeks and then I completely missed the end because of those stupid idiots.”
Three women were also jailed in Glasgow during a separate showing of the film on the same night, reports the Mail, after they allegedly stabbed a man with broken glass.
Witnesses of that incident told authorities the ladies were vomiting in the aisles of the alcohol-friendly theater before the attack. After they got loud, a man had reportedly asked the group to keep quiet when he was attacked.
The film adaptation of E.L. James’ bestselling book has currently earned more than $300 million internationally.
 

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PeeWee Herman did it first.
 

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Who would call the police on a chick masturbating during the movie??? Unless she was a pig.
 

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Who would call the police on a chick masturbating during the movie??? Unless she was a pig.

good looking girls don't have to masturbate during a movie....female version of Pee Wee Herman
 
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Seems like female masturbation would be harder to prove in court.

"Judge, your honor, I was just scratching an itch down there... "
 

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Like shooting fish in a barrel. :niceback::spanker:
 

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The movie is about a billionaire who pulls some tang....

If the same guy, same personality, was living in a run down trailer built in the 1960's, he wouldn't get no love from that woman lol.

Just shows that $$$ can make any girl do anything...
 

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The movie is about a billionaire who pulls some tang....

If the same guy, same personality, was living in a run down trailer built in the 1960's, he wouldn't get no love from that woman lol.

Just shows that $$$ can make any girl do anything...

Guess that depends on if they were related or not...
 

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The movie is about a billionaire who pulls some tang....

If the same guy, same personality, was living in a run down trailer built in the 1960's, he wouldn't get no love from that woman lol.

Just shows that $$$ can make any girl do anything...

haha good 1
 

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