I might have just watched the worst movie I've ever seen last night

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50 Shades may be the worst movie I have ever seen.

Im not one of these guys that absolutely hates chick flicks.
I can go to the movies with my girl and be relatively entertained by a decent so called "chick flick".

I can actually watch a movie like Sleepless in Seattle and enjoy it.

So my hate for this movie had nothing to do with the genre.

But this movie was rotten to the core.

If you want to see a high budget movie with worse acting and a worse plot then a skin flick on Showtime at 2am you should see this flick.


I don't know how this franchise got so big.

From what I'm told the movie played very close to the book.

If that's the case I don't know how this book series got so big.


I could have written this entire plot on a napkin in about 5 minutes and made billions.


The whole plot is about a guy who makes a girl sign a release form to allow him to commit domestic violence on her.

He hated her, she hates him but yet somehow they just let each other do to each other things that each other does not enjoy doing or receiving for 2 hours.


After watching this movie I probably don't want to have sex for a week.

Just awful

Terrible.


The Dumb and Dumber prequel and all the Pauly Shore movies now move to my 2nd worst movies I've ever seen.
 

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wow

The wifey and I were gonna see this Saturday but went to a bar instead.

We made a good choice I guess.
 

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wow

The wifey and I were gonna see this Saturday but went to a bar instead.

We made a good choice I guess.

Trust me my opinion is not based on a guy that hates chick flicks.
Im a guy that can tolerate chick flicks and enjoy them.

Even women who like chick flicks will hate this movie.

Its basically a movie about a women who legally allows a guy to rape her for no apparent reason.

No women should like this movie unless they hate themselves or wants to justify being in a terrible relationship.

I think this movie was trying to glorify bad abusive relationships and it failed miserably.
 

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I heard some people were even booing at the end of the movie...

I DL from my torrent for the wife...she said basically the same thing as you
 

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I heard some people were even booing at the end of the movie...

I DL from my torrent for the wife...she said basically the same thing as you

The movie ended with a sopranos type scene where the screen went blank in the middle of the scene.
The movie at that time showed no signs of ending at that point.

They were just in the middle of something and bam. Soprano screen without the Journey song.

But unlike the sopranos that was my favorite scene of the whole movie.
It meant my 2 hrs of torture was finally over.
 

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Is the main gal hot with her clothes off at least?

Ghost Dad is probably my worst movie ever.

Pauly Shore made a couple good movies, In the Army Now was funny at time and Son in Law was borderline very good if not great.
 

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Is the main gal hot with her clothes off at least?

Ghost Dad is probably my worst movie ever.

Pauly Shore made a couple good movies, In the Army Now was funny at time and Son in Law was borderline very good if not great.

The girl in the movie was nothing that you could not see on showtime at 2am in the comfort of your own home.

Plus the movie would not put you in the mood to do anything with a female for at least a week anyway so it would no matter how hot she is based on that.
 

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Trust me, the book was even worse. Absolutely the worst trash writer out there.
 

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A neighbor lady had the book, so I started to read it. Got to page 10 or so and had to stop. Can't begin to describe how bad it is. Any woman that gets turned on by it needs professional help. Total garbage!!!
 
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You guys want a good book about skewed sexual relationships, read Venus in Furs. Velvet Underground's song is based on the book, is a novel by Leopold Van-Masoch from the 19th century.
 

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the reason the book was so popular was because 90% who bought it were 400lb slob women who cant get laid
 

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