I've been slapped probably about a handful of times, but, the one I remember the most is the funniest.
It was my third year in the Army and I was stationed in Ft. Hood, TX. Went out with some buddies to drink and let loose a little bit. So we are hanging out at a strip club and drinking. This was the beginning of where I learned strippers are the easiest to get I to bed if you play your cards right.
So after a few drinks and what not, it's getting late and it's time to head back. So the stripper that's been hanging on me and giving me free dances all night told me to wait, and ah will drive me back to the barracks, instead of cramming 6 deep in my friends car. So yeah, I knew what was gonna happen.... So long story short, I have her ankles on my shoulders and pounding away, taking it all the way out every stroke.... Then, as lick would have it **POW**, a scream that would wake the dead and a slap across the face.... I had plunged fast and deep into the wrong hole. She did end up finishing me off and swallowed like a trooper tho.
It was my third year in the Army and I was stationed in Ft. Hood, TX. Went out with some buddies to drink and let loose a little bit. So we are hanging out at a strip club and drinking. This was the beginning of where I learned strippers are the easiest to get I to bed if you play your cards right.
So after a few drinks and what not, it's getting late and it's time to head back. So the stripper that's been hanging on me and giving me free dances all night told me to wait, and ah will drive me back to the barracks, instead of cramming 6 deep in my friends car. So yeah, I knew what was gonna happen.... So long story short, I have her ankles on my shoulders and pounding away, taking it all the way out every stroke.... Then, as lick would have it **POW**, a scream that would wake the dead and a slap across the face.... I had plunged fast and deep into the wrong hole. She did end up finishing me off and swallowed like a trooper tho.
