Choose your poison . . .

NFLTrends · Apr 10, 2015

A. Sex with Rosie O'Donnell and your fave NFL or NHL team wins their respective championship that season

B. Sex with Rachel Maddow and your fave NBA or MLB team wins their respective championship that season

C. 8 Hour shift as the "Jizz Mopper" for the seediest and busiest theater in the world and get 2 tickets (best seats in the house) to a championship finals game where two teams you care nothing about play in the sport of your choice

And in choice A and B .... you are NOT allowed to wear protection and must perform oral sex on them for a minimum of 15 minutes

RenoChazz · Apr 10, 2015

It has to be C. No way am I going down on Rosie, and I don't care enough about NBA/MLB to go down on Rachel Maddow. Might do Rachel Maddow to see my team win live though NHL/NFL cause I actually care about those sports, she looks clean at least. Rosie's probably got some STD's for sure, and I bet her pussy is foul.

shdw01 · Apr 10, 2015

I would fuck Rosie O'Donnell so good. I don't want to have to sweat the super bowl. Just cigars while the Dolphins (and Rosie) take it all

pocketrockets · Apr 10, 2015

Fuck this shit I'm agnostic

Mobdeeper7239 · Apr 11, 2015

I don't judge Tiger Woods but I overstand the mental poison, that's even worser than drugs

HamGlaze · Apr 11, 2015

Rachel?

HamGlaze · Apr 11, 2015

Or Rosie?

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Vlad the Impaler · Apr 11, 2015

I'd do Rosie O Donnell and tell her how fat and slutty she is the entire time. I'd do alot of girls. Hell in high school, I let a borderline retarded girl blow me a few times. She was good too. Girl prob. blew 100 guys.

loomis41973 · Apr 11, 2015

B. Even give her a little extra and hope she brings a lipstick friend.

MikeB · Apr 11, 2015

I think of Rosie when I want to last a little longer.

HamGlaze · Apr 11, 2015

If you like men you'd choose Rachel. If you're into chunky and can get over the Humongous head of Rosie you'd choose Rosie.

pocketrockets · Apr 11, 2015

MikeB said:
I think of Rosie when I want to last a little longer.

People understimate how those 5 extra seconds can help your image

RenoChazz · Apr 11, 2015

HamGlaze said:
If you like men you'd choose Rachel. If you're into chunky men and can get over the Humongous head of Rosie you'd choose Rosie.

Fixed it for you, Rosie looks exactly like the dude from impractical Jokers.

NFLTrends · Apr 11, 2015

Id go with the Jizz Mopper, and choose a game 7 in the NHL for the Cup

CHOPTALK · Apr 11, 2015

Since the saints won't need any help winning the super bowl this season.
I would give Rachel Maddow some serious cock and make her turn straight while enjoying the Braves and Pelicans win respective titles

MikeB · Apr 11, 2015

pocketrockets said:
People understimate how those 5 extra seconds can help your image

I'm not proud

mountain · Apr 11, 2015

Maddow. With Rosie you would have to part seven layers of folded fat to get to the target. Rosie would take too much work and when you think you are finished she would tell you to "get your ass to get back down there, you ain't done until I say you are done"

After I checked Maddow's id I would make her wear a blond wig so she wouldn't look like a 12 year old boy. Looking at facial contortions is inherent, I have to look and I don't want to see a
pre-pubescent kid getting off.

Either way at least I wouldn't be cleaning up after another dude.

HamGlaze · Apr 12, 2015

Where the hell is Everfresh? He'd do both in a threesome.

Where's he been anyways? I really miss all of us doing elbow drops on his inflated ego.

pocketrockets · Apr 12, 2015

HamGlaze said:
Where the hell is Everfresh? He'd do both in a threesome.

Where's he been anyways? I really miss all of us doing elbow drops on his inflated ego.

He retired after I gave him some Sweet Chin Music and made a poll about it... he now cries and is pissed all the time, like Bret Hart

Bruins4Life · Apr 12, 2015

Vlad the Impaler said:
I'd do Rosie O Donnell and tell her how fat and slutty she is the entire time. I'd do alot of girls. Hell in high school, I let a borderline retarded girl blow me a few times. She was good too. Girl prob. blew 100 guys.

Did your parents know you were sneaking into your sister's room?

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