BUENOS AIRES, Argentina. —
A man with a very small penis by the name of Pedro Pockets Rodriguez Rockets lost a 47 cent bet on a last second shot by Alejandro Diez on Thursday. Pedro Pockets then jumped off a 1-story building to kill himself. After landing on the ground and realizing the fall didn't manage to kill him, he pulled his pants down and exposed himself to all the people passing by on the street. They saw how small his penis is and laughed incessantly. Suddenly the whole country of Argentina was laughing at Pedro Pockets and this opened up a hole in the ground and Pedro Pockets fell into it.
Officials speculate that Pedero Pockets Rodriguez Rockets will serve as a natural fertilizer.
A man with a very small penis by the name of Pedro Pockets Rodriguez Rockets lost a 47 cent bet on a last second shot by Alejandro Diez on Thursday. Pedro Pockets then jumped off a 1-story building to kill himself. After landing on the ground and realizing the fall didn't manage to kill him, he pulled his pants down and exposed himself to all the people passing by on the street. They saw how small his penis is and laughed incessantly. Suddenly the whole country of Argentina was laughing at Pedro Pockets and this opened up a hole in the ground and Pedro Pockets fell into it.
Officials speculate that Pedero Pockets Rodriguez Rockets will serve as a natural fertilizer.
