So I was talking to a weirdo 23 year old girl. And then she felt bad so gave her bf my phone #. That is when my fun started.
Him: This is Amanda's boyfriend. Leave her alone. She is not doing anything you say.
Me: Ryan is kinda funny. He lives for now.
Him: Just leave my girlfriend alone and there won't be any problems.
Me: (Now I am intrigued and they are in Philly). Oh know, what are you going to do? Sign Michael Vick again? Don't threaten me , you are way out of your league.
Him: Bye leave us alone.
Me: I thought there were going to be problems. Typical Philly. Google my # and it will tell you my exact address
Him: leave us alone. don't text this # again
Me: She will be texting me within 4 hours
Him:Shut the fuck up
Me: How witty Ryan. This is why Philly should never be considered a real city. Me and you 1 -on-1 at Bergren Catholic High School
Him: Bye bye bitch
Me: So what should I tell your gf when she texts me later describing her bra and panties?
Him: She won't anymore. Don't text her anymore.
Me: Are you going to beat me up?
Him: Stop texting her, we are busy?
Me: Doing what? she complains about your small penis
Him: Stop texting
Me: Don't blame me. U wanted to take it to another level. What is she wearing?
Him: Please stop texting. I will not answer anymore
Me: Yeah right and the Eagles will have a real qb.
Him: I will call the cops if you don't stop texting.
It went on like this for awhile and she just texted me. This is why girls are funny. And it is legal to run for President
Him: This is Amanda's boyfriend. Leave her alone. She is not doing anything you say.
Me: Ryan is kinda funny. He lives for now.
Him: Just leave my girlfriend alone and there won't be any problems.
Me: (Now I am intrigued and they are in Philly). Oh know, what are you going to do? Sign Michael Vick again? Don't threaten me , you are way out of your league.
Him: Bye leave us alone.
Me: I thought there were going to be problems. Typical Philly. Google my # and it will tell you my exact address
Him: leave us alone. don't text this # again
Me: She will be texting me within 4 hours
Him:Shut the fuck up
Me: How witty Ryan. This is why Philly should never be considered a real city. Me and you 1 -on-1 at Bergren Catholic High School
Him: Bye bye bitch
Me: So what should I tell your gf when she texts me later describing her bra and panties?
Him: She won't anymore. Don't text her anymore.
Me: Are you going to beat me up?
Him: Stop texting her, we are busy?
Me: Doing what? she complains about your small penis
Him: Stop texting
Me: Don't blame me. U wanted to take it to another level. What is she wearing?
Him: Please stop texting. I will not answer anymore
Me: Yeah right and the Eagles will have a real qb.
Him: I will call the cops if you don't stop texting.
It went on like this for awhile and she just texted me. This is why girls are funny. And it is legal to run for President
