Last Night I fucked my first Hooker......

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I'm 41 and never paid for sex before in my life. I still haven't "paid for sex", but I will get to that here in a minute. I never had any issues with people or friends that fuck hookers. It always seemed kind of gross to me because who knows where some of these girls have been ya know? I Went to Hawaii in USMC at age 19 and there were prostitutes walking a main strip down there and I seriously thought about it because these whores were fucking smoking hot. I talked to a few on the street shooting the shit and many of them travel from Austrailia, Sweden, etc. Smoking hot and only $100. I didn't do it though and still to this day regret it. Living life with regrets is a bad way to go through life imo. But enough about that let me tell you what went down last night!!

My buddy Dtwon calls me around noon and asks who I got today. He's referring to plays obviously so I tell him Houston under. We shoot the shit about baseball just like everyday almost and I let him go. Well about 3pm he calls me back and says he is running to Dallas later to pick up some beans. Beans are hydrocodone. He buys them for $5 a piece and sells to a few idiots who pay up to $25. When you are dealing with 100-200 beans you can see how this can add up. Dude makes a lot of money off these fools and always rolling around with pockets full of cash. If we go to a restaurant for lunch he will often get calls from what he calls his "bean feins". Lol. Back to story he said he's running to Dallas to pick up some beans and also getting a couple 8 balls. He just went through a divorce and hasn't really fucked with the coc so it seemed like a time to do it. He told me he would call on his way back and I would come over and watch the Houston/Ranger game, do some lines, drink some beer whatever. Sounds good I tell him.

So I get to his house around 7 and we are chilling out doing some blow and watching the game. About 2 hours later we are pretty fucked up and still have a ton of blow left. Then he says "wanna call some whores over?" Hmm ok sure thinking he was just fucked up and not gonna follow through. Then he shows me his phone and says "what about these 2? They will come together it says." I take a look and all I see is 2 girls bent over on a bed and say looks good. He says "I'll buy." I said ok, but just make sure they aren't cops somehow (however you do that) because we have all these drugs everywhere. I tell him to make sure he cleans some of the shit that was everywhere (blow, pills). He says yeah yeah. He said I'm gonna text them and see what's up. He did and they returned text then called. He said ok they they will be here in an hour. I'm thinking Fuck! I've been doing blow for a few hours and drinking and thinking I'm not gonna be able to get my dick up. Seems like a waste but at least I'm not paying so what the hell.

We both continue to do lines and then go to ATM. He made a deal with them and it was both girls for an Hour and 1/2 for $550. No big deal to him so whatever. So the girls get there and I'm in living room watching whatever Clippers game. They come in sit down. One girl was 20 and the other 23. The 20 year old was from Mexico with very light skin. She said she hasn't been with many men because in Mexico they just kiss Blah blah I'm thinking yeah right. Just stop talking. So he picks the 23 year old Mariah and that cool because I liked the 20 year old anyway. We each took them to separate rooms and so there I am with this 20 year old hooker. I said well let's gets naked I guess. She asks if I can play some music so I put youtub on my phone and handed it to her. She asked if she could play some mexican music. I say sure whatever. So she's fucking around with the music and I'm rubbing her tits from behind. She was totally naked at this point, but still wearing her high heels. Her body was right on. She was definately around 20 and her tits were still perky and had a nice healthy body. Not some cracked out whore thank god. I tell her to get on the bed, lay on her back and spread her legs. She does and are start fucking around with her pussy. Let me just say her pussy was fucking tight!!!! I couldn't believe it. I went to slide just one finger in after rubbing her clit and it barely wanted to go in. I was like holy fucking shot your pussy is tight. She said I told you. She's flaying with my dick and it just isn't gonna get hard. Way too many lines and very unfortunate. At one point I got my dick hard enough, but only fucked her for maybe 4 minutes. Just wasn't gonna work. Any other day I would have fucked the shit out of her. All I can do is get her in different positions and finger her and whatever. She was loving it and getting so wet and at one point squirted. I was content and interested. Just having fun. We go out to smoke at one point and we both did some lines which made her more horny. At this point I was kind of frustrated because her pussy was fucking perfect, super tight and soaking wet.

Her friend came and knocked on the door and that was it. DTown paid her and they left. Both of us were fucked up. He said couldn't fuck either. Went to bed not long after they left. I took half a Xanax and was out.
 

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Can a Mod please fix my title. Not sure why I wrote ....(have)
 

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did you ask her how long ago the gender reassignment was?
 
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You don't fuck hookers. Just let them blow you and make it painful for them because their real Daddy didnt love them. Make her beg for it. And tell you thank you after.
 

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did you ask her how long ago the gender reassignment was?

I know the Mariah girl looks rough in the pics, but looked way better in person. I would have picked out much better looking sluts, but this was his gig so i let him do his thing.
 
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at least you got what your friend paid for.

Heard most times you see a picture and a totally different chick shows up.
 

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Where is pic?

i knew that question was coming. Like I said she had mexican music playing on my phone and yes I should have taken pictures of her, but didn't. If there is a next time I will. DTown said he asked his girl if he could take some pics and she said yeah but it will cost you extra. So he didn't get any either.
 

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Ok so around 1pm today Dtwon calls and we shoot the shit about last night and all. We didn't really talk after they left so this is when he dropped a bomb on me.....

He said he had Mariah on her back and was fucking around with her when she said, "so how do you like my two boys?" He said Huh? This is when she told him "I'm pregnant". Lmfao!!!!! He said she wanted to keep the lights turned down because she felt fat. She didn't look fat, but I never saw her stomach as they were both wearing dresses that weren't tight.
 
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lmfao Dtwon knocked some small dude's head last nite... ask him what t feels like to bully a baby?
 

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