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GERMAN SCIENTISTS PROVE THERE IS LIFE AFTER DEATH

August 29th, 2014 | by Barbara Johnson

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Berlin | A team of psychologists and medical doctors associated with the Technische Universität of Berlin, have announced this morning that they had proven by clinical experimentation, the existence of some form of life after death. This astonishing announcement is based on the conclusions of a study using a new type of medically supervised near-death experiences, that allow patients to be clinically dead for almost 20 minutes before being brought back to life.

This controversial process that was repeated on 944 volunteers over that last four years, necessitates a complex mixture of drugs including epinephrine and dimethyltryptamine, destined to allow the body to survive the state of clinical death and the reanimation process without damage. The body of the subject was then put into a temporary comatic state induced by a mixture of other drugs which had to be filtered by ozone from his blood during the reanimation process 18 minutes later.
The extremely long duration of the experience was only recently made possible by the development of a new cardiopulmonary recitation (CPR) machine called the AutoPulse. This type of equipment has already been used over the last few years, to reanimate people who had been dead for somewhere between 40 minutes to an hour.



Near-death experiences have been hypothesized in various medical journals in the past, as having the characteristics of hallucinations, but Dr Ackermann and his team, on the contrary, consider them as evidence for the existence of the afterlife and of a form of dualism between mind and body.


The team of scientists led by Dr Berthold Ackermann, has monitored the operations and have compiled the testimonies of the subjects. Although there are some slight variations from one individual to another, all of the subjects have some memories of their period of clinical death. and a vast majority of them described some very similar sensations.

Most common memories include a feeling of detachment from the body, feelings of levitation, total serenity, security, warmth, the experience of absolute dissolution, and the presence of an overwhelming light.


The scientists say that they are well aware the many of their conclusions could shock a lot of people, like the fact that the religious beliefs of the various subjects seems to have held no incidence at all, on the sensations and experiences that they described at the end of the experiment. Indeed, the volunteers counted in their ranks some members are a variety of Christian churches, Muslims, Jews, Hindus and atheists.

“I know our results could disturb the beliefs of many people” says Mr Ackermann. “But in a way, we have just answered one of the greatest questions in the history of mankind, so I hope these people will be able to forgive us. Yes, there is life after death and it looks like this applies to everyone.”
 

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Los Angeles | Yoko Ono shocked reporters yesterday when she responded to a question concerning the presidential run of Hillary Clinton and the possibility that she could become the first woman President of the United States in American history.
The artist and widow of John Lennon, who is in Los Angeles to present a collection of cups and saucers she is exhibiting at the Museum of Modern Art, totally took reporters by surprise by admitting she had not only met the former First Lady at various times during a series of protests against the Vietnam War in New York in the 1970s but also knew her “intimately”.
The celebrity admitted laughingly to having “a fling” with her at the time and acknowledged her election “would be a great advancement for LGBT and Women rights in America” she added.
Hillary Clinton has been hit by a series of allegations of being a lesbian in her career which could ruin her bid for the presidency, believe some experts

Yoko Ono when asked about her thoughts about Hillary’s run for the presidency completely took reporters by surprise.
“We met many times during the New York Vietnam War protests in the 1970s, and became very intimate. We shared many of the same values about sexual equality, fighting against the authoritarian, patriarchal, male-dominated society we were raised in” she explained.
“We had a brief romantic fling when I lived with John in Manhattan and Hillary was studying at Yale, but eventually we lost touch. I am amazed how things are going well for her and wish her the best for her campaign” she told reporters during the press conference.
Experts believe the statement could affect the presidential candidates bid for the presidency but previous allegations of Hillary Clinton’s lesbian past have not seemed to play against the front runner for the 2016 Democratic presidential race yet.








I fucking knew Hillary was a lesbo!
 

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Hocus pocus

There may very well be life after death but this aint proving shit
 

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Who signs up for an experiment to be put in a coma for 22 hours?
 

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I would think they would pay you pretty good. Maybe 250k I would do it. I wonder how many people have died during this procedure?
 

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I believe in life after death, but I think this particular experiment is just a hallucination from lack of oxygen to the brain. As young stupid kids, we found a way to knock ourselves out (squat down, hyperventilate for 10-15 seconds, then quickly stand and blow into your thumb without letting air escape). All of us who did it passed out cold (don't do it - it's very dangerous !!). While passed out every single one of us had spiritual like experiences. Some were good and some were bad. We were only out for a few seconds, but upon waking it felt like a year had gone by. I would never do it again because I am sure it could cause brain damage... but i will never forget the feeling upon waking - like I just had an EPIC spiritual experience.

If this sounds fun to anyone... it's not. Some of the guys doing it looked like they were having seizures and some of the guys doing it thought demons were chasing them when they woke up.

In any case... it's some sort of hallucination from lack of oxygen.
 

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I think Roger Goodell uses that firm for research
 

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Haha
 

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well, having a lot of imagination is a prerequisite for working for the NFL, and you need to stretch reality, so it's a natural fit
 

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You are right Willie ... The scientist findings were "more probable than not" that there is life after death.
 

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Cruise you should try this. I will choke you out and tell me if you saw the light.
 

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