DANGER! Tactical Nukes Incoming at 1:17 ! Prepare yourself!!!!!!!!!!

RunMaker · Jun 2, 2015

Are you ready for nuclear war? Well, prepare yourself.

Here is your winner:

Wed 6/3		117 N.Djokovic Sets Won	<input id="editx" name="S1_14" size="4"> -1½ -135		<input id="editx" name="L1_14" size="4"> o3½ -190
10:00AM		118 R.Nadal Sets Won	<input id="editx" name="S2_14" size="4"> +1½ +115		<input id="editx" name="L2_14" size="4"> u3½ +165

RunMaker · Jun 2, 2015

Maybe you're focusing on the sweet Beethoven blaring out her arsehole! But do not be distracted! Take your free winner of Djokovic -1.5 sets!

RunMaker · Jun 2, 2015

Here she is again just working that bass!

Wed 6/3	901	Milwaukee Brewers J. Nelson		+1.5 -156	+145	Over 7 -113
10:45 AM	902	St. Louis Cardinals J. Lackey		-1.5 +144	-157	Under 7 +102

RunMaker · Jun 3, 2015

RunMaker said:
Here she is again just working that bass!

Wed 6/3 901 Milwaukee Brewers
J. Nelson +1.5 -156 +145 Over 7 -113
10:45 AM 902 St. Louis Cardinals
J. Lackey -1.5 +144 -157 Under 7 +102

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I really feel that she is trying to communicate with space aliens at 0:48. When she takes it to a whole new level at 1:02 I envision her saving the world as the space aliens will try to communicate with us, but we won't speak their language. But at 1:02 she will be able to reply back to them and save planet Earth.

RunMaker · Jun 3, 2015

RunMaker said:
Are you ready for nuclear war? Well, prepare yourself.

Here is your winner:

Wed 6/3 117 N.Djokovic Sets Won
<input id="editx" name="S1_14" size="4"> -1½ -135 <input id="editx" name="L1_14" size="4"> o3½ -190
10:00AM 118 R.Nadal Sets Won <input id="editx" name="S2_14" size="4"> +1½ +115 <input id="editx" name="L2_14" size="4"> u3½ +165

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Djokovic 3-0 sets : 7-5, 6-3, 6-1

Utter domination. Even though the scoreline shows a large 10-game spread, Djokovic had a mental burp after being up 4-0 in the 1st set. He should've won by 12 games or more. If you think Murray has any shot in the semis, you will be absolutely mistaken. -488 is the ML for Djok, but I'm going to look at other ways on the match. However, you could bet whatever on Djok to win > Murray. Djok will definitely be in the final. He is "Goat-level zone", which is what Fed used to be in back in the day when his passage on to the next round was simply guaranteed.

1-0, +1.00

RunMaker · Jun 3, 2015

RunMaker said:
Here she is again just working that bass!

Wed 6/3 901 Milwaukee Brewers
J. Nelson +1.5 -156 +145 Over 7 -113
10:45 AM 902 St. Louis Cardinals
J. Lackey -1.5 +144 -157 Under 7 +102

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ST. LOUIS (AP) -- Cardinals manager Mike Matheny likes what he sees from veteran pitcher John Lackey this season.
Lackey pitched seven strong innings and Matt Carpenter had two hits and drove in two runs, leading St. Louis to a 7-4 victory Wednesday over the Milwaukee Brewers.
The 36-year-old Lackey (4-3) has a 2.93 ERA. He scattered 10 hits Wednesday, allowing three runs while striking out five and walking one. He is 4-1 in four career starts against Milwaukee.
''John Lackey has been a front-line starter for a long time,'' Matheny said.
Still, he added that ''Lackey has absolutely been a surprise for us as far as how crisp his stuff has been and being able to eat up the kind of innings he has.''
He has thrown seven or more innings in six of 11 starts this season.

''Everything was working for him,'' catcher Yadier Molina said. ''He looked good on the hill.''
Lackey has gone 7-1 in 11 regular-season starts and one playoff outing at Busch Stadium since joining the Cardinals after a trade with Boston. He is 4-1 in six starts at home this season.
''It's a nice place to pitch, for sure,'' Lackey said. ''It's a pretty big yard. It's a fun place to pitch with the atmosphere, and we seem to swing the bats pretty well here, too.''
Trevor Rosenthal recorded his 17th save by getting the final two outs on a double play.
Milwaukee's Jimmy Nelson (2-6) lasted five innings, giving up seven hits and seven runs (six earned). Nelson has allowed 20 runs and 23 hits in 14 2-3 innings for a 10.43 ERA and has taken the loss in all four of his appearances - three starts - against St. Louis since last season.

The Cardinals improved the best home record in the majors to 22-7 and won all three series during their nine-game homestand.
St. Louis scored five runs in the first.
''It's a great way to start your day,'' Matheny said. ''It gave John some room to work.''
Jhonny Peralta and Mark Reynolds had RBI singles, and a run scored when third baseman Hector Gomez couldn't handle a grounder for an error.
Nelson didn't record an out until his 23rd pitch and needed 29 pitches to get out of the inning.

STL 7-4

2-0, +2.00

RussellPeters · Jun 3, 2015

Nice job!

RunMaker · Jun 3, 2015

I didn't believe in all this space alien visitation stuff until I saw these videos.

Where do these aliens come from? What do they want from us? What is their message?

If you start this video at 0:40, you will see a man who has faced death and aliens are trying to communicate something through him.

Pick #3.

DJOKOVIC -488 > MURRAY, Semis, 6/05, Friday

RussellPeters · Jun 3, 2015

RunMaker said:
Pick #3.

DJOKOVIC -488 > MURRAY, Semis, 6/05, Friday

what happened to...

RunMaker said:
Djokovic 3-0 sets : 7-5, 6-3, 6-1

-488 is the ML for Djok, but I'm going to look at other ways on the match.

boss415 · Jun 3, 2015

Holly skid marks! What do those chicks eat?

RunMaker · Jun 4, 2015

Might as well let you know what the live angle is for the CLE/GS game. GS live if trailing. I'll post it if it comes up in the right spot.

RunMaker · Jun 4, 2015

Clearly this French Bulldog does not take ownership of these farts. It is because it has to do with alien communication.

Pick #4

GS -5 > CLE for 2H, -110

NBA Basketball 2nd Half	Spread	Money Line	Total Points
Thu 6/4	700	NBA PLAYOFFS - CHAMPIONSHIP GAME 1
6:00PM (PST)	700	Best of Seven (2-2-1-1-1)
Thu 6/4	701	Cleveland Cavaliers	<input id="editx" name="S1_1" size="4" maxlength="5" type="text">+5 -110	<input id="editx" name="M1_1" size="4" maxlength="5" type="text">+195	<input id="editx" name="L1_1" size="4" maxlength="5" type="text">O 102 -110
6:10PM (PST)	702	Golden State Warriors	<input id="editx" name="S2_1" size="4" maxlength="5" type="text">-5 -110	<input id="editx" name="M2_1" size="4" maxlength="5" type="text">-230	<input id="editx" name="L2_1" size="4" maxlength="5" type="text">U 102 -110

RunMaker · Jun 5, 2015

Russell Peters said:
what happened to...

Sorry, missed that. I shifted course after a quick reassessment. Actually, there are several angles and "decent" bets for this match where you can align yourself with favorable probabilities where the price representation is erroneous (IMO). However, although these angles/odds/prices are favorable, they are not a slam dunk ridiculously easy winner such as Djokovic > Murray.

Djokovic has won 5,000 straight matches and his form is impeccable. He is far and away the #1 player in the world. Murray's chances against Djok work in this manner:

grass / hard / clay

Clay is Murray's worst surface. On hard courts, where Murray stands a better chance, the Scat has lost 10 straight matches to Djokovic.

Translation: Murray has a better chance of beating Djok on hard courts where he has lost 10 straight. (That is quite scary)

Although this match is already over (IME) and Djok will win (barring injury), there is a live angle for the match that get will get you a fantastic bet.
I'll post it live if it happens. And it likely will happen as their matches are ridiculously formulaic.

Why am I not giving out the live angle in advance? I don't know. Got to mix it up a little. Gave the pre-live angle for the Warriors game. This time I'll wait.

RussellPeters · Jun 5, 2015

Thanks for the rational. Good luck on your Djock play over Murray. And keep doing your thing bro, you seem to winning and that's what matters.

RunMaker · Jun 5, 2015

Djok won 1st set 6-3. I'm afraid Murray lost the plot early so the live angle won't work. Djok -1400 now after 1st set.

Anyways, on to the next. Martinez over 20 innings in a row w/o giving up a run. This will be decided in the top half of the 1st inning. If STL doesn't score a run in the 1st, there's a great chance this will be in the books.

Learned long ago these 1st inning wagers can be incredibly dangerous for obvious reasons, but on the right occasion things can appear to be more in your favor. This is one of those instances.

Pick #5:

<cite>C.Martinez & B.Anderson must start for action</cite>
Fri 6/5	2913 STL/LOS score 1st inn yes	<input id="editx" name="M1_21" size="4"> +110
10:05PM	2914 STL/LOS no score 1st inn	<input id="editx" name="M2_21" size="4"> -130

Btw, more evidence of space aliens trying to communicate with us humans:

RunMaker · Jun 5, 2015

Djok leading 2-1 sets, tied *3-3 in 4th set. Resumes tomorrow.

STL game 0-0, mid 1st. Now Martinez takes his 20-inning scoreless streak to the mound.

RussellPeters · Jun 5, 2015

Nice call on the Stl/LAD no runs in the first inning. Was gonna play it but my book had NO juiced to -165 so I passed. Congrats.

RunMaker · Jun 6, 2015

If you've followed tennis in the last 10 years, well, you know the drill.

Murray mishits a forehand wide --- he bends over and grabs his right ankle with his hand.

Murray hits a forehand long ------- he arches his back like a ballerina, put his hand there and it's as though he is being burned
with a iron-hot rod

Then what did we see today? LMFAO. Murray missed a completely wideopen court smash to give Djok 0-40 in the first set. And what did
he do? He complained and blamed it on the ref? LMFAO-ROTGDF!!! (The English announcer's reaction was priceless)

What does this mean? Well, we've seen it all before. And in the case of Serena "I've just been shot" Williams it means the 'DRAMA SHOW'!

-- Oh my God, oh my God... I'm about to die, I'm about to die..... I've got Aids and the plague all mixed into one in an intense brain fever.... then 6-0 3rd set. (LMFAO)

RunMaker · Jun 6, 2015

I love reading the youtube comments on Serena's matches. These are people who have not watched Serena's career and seen her matches. They just chime in after she comes back from one set down and fends off malaria in the process.

"Oh, oh.... I can't stand, I can't take another step.... then I'll run like a gazelle and whack a 500km forehand winner."

Of course, she is faking. But in her mind it's real... and that's all that matters. And if she believes it, then she's not faking it. I fake it and believe it, therefore I am about to die on the tennis court..... and therefore I AM!!! (LMFAO)

So you play this one of two ways. You take the SW cap or you take Safarova on the ML. Given that Serena is 8-0 SU against Rova and has put "SEVEN" sets of 6-2 or better on her in their last 6 matches, you roll with the cap.

Also, you just look at the state of women's pro tennis right now and it is a joke. When an older Serena can just fake her way through a grand slam on clay and just roll people in her desired "let's build a drama party" fashion, you know the game is a joke.

RunMaker · Jun 6, 2015

There it is.

Pick #6:

Sat 6/6		705 S.Williams Games Won	<input id="editx" name="S1_2" size="4"> -3½ -118		<input id="editx" name="L1_2" size="4"> o22½ +100
9:00AM		706 L.Safarova Games Won	<input id="editx" name="S2_2" size="4"> +3½ -112		<input id="editx" name="L2_2" size="4"> u22½ -130

Now back to our discussion on alien technology. When I watch these videos I don't see horses farting. Could it be that aliens have planted some kind of microchips in these horses assholes to make their horse anuses shimmy and shake.... to simply convey a message to mankind?