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I need a safe,.... but where I have the space to put a large one, I'm not sure that's where I'd want it. It'd be downstairs near the basement door. Which seems a little silly to put a safe so isolated from everything.. thoughts?

I'm thinking maybe a wall safe or two.. thoughts? they look really small. but i think two may do the job. One more accessible in the living area and another in the bedroom. Just keep a picture over it so it's not tacky. is that possible?

anyone have recommendations?
 
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I've been in that position, back in the day
and feel my homey hitting my head to crack in my safe
 

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I've got a small safe that I got at Home Depot; keep important papers, a few guns, and some cash in it. I'm not sure about going behind a wall. That would require you to cut the sheetrock and possibly some studs, then you'd probably want to put some trim around the cut/hole so it looks decent. A gun safe may work, they can be expensive and take up a lot of room however (and they're not real discreet).
 

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Depends on what you are trying to store and the protection you need.
 

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If it's a ground safe make sure it's locked down or the thieves will take the entire safe with them
 

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your safe needs to be a fire safe to protect the contents from fire.

if the safe is small I will just pick it up and take it with me, if your safe is large I'll just use an axe and with 2 good whacks I'll have a hole punched in the side large enough for my meat hooks to get in there and grab the contents.

HIDE your FIRE safe, that way I can't find it and if your house burns down your stuff will be ok.

oh don't hide it behind artwork on the walls, I rip those off the walls as I walk by them in your house because I know that's where most people hide them, next I look in the freezer, and I also dump out all your cereal boxes all over the floor. I quick swipe with my hand knocks over all your canned goods, so if you have one of those 'can safes' I can tell because it doesn't weigh the same as a can full of soup.

when you're gone I'll break into your house and the alarm will go off, I'll only spend 5 minutes in there before I take off, that is all I need

if you are smart you'll leave out in plain sight a broken laptop that looks newer and $50 in one dollar bills in a big wad in your dresser drawer... I'll grab that and be satisfied.
 

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your safe needs to be a fire safe to protect the contents from fire.

if the safe is small I will just pick it up and take it with me, if your safe is large I'll just use an axe and with 2 good whacks I'll have a hole punched in the side large enough for my meat hooks to get in there and grab the contents.

HIDE your FIRE safe, that way I can't find it and if your house burns down your stuff will be ok.

oh don't hide it behind artwork on the walls, I rip those off the walls as I walk by them in your house because I know that's where most people hide them, next I look in the freezer, and I also dump out all your cereal boxes all over the floor. I quick swipe with my hand knocks over all your canned goods, so if you have one of those 'can safes' I can tell because it doesn't weigh the same as a can full of soup.

when you're gone I'll break into your house and the alarm will go off, I'll only spend 5 minutes in there before I take off, that is all I need

if you are smart you'll leave out in plain sight a broken laptop that looks newer and $50 in one dollar bills in a big wad in your dresser drawer... I'll grab that and be satisfied.

well you're no longer invited over sir
 

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your safe needs to be a fire safe to protect the contents from fire.

if the safe is small I will just pick it up and take it with me, if your safe is large I'll just use an axe and with 2 good whacks I'll have a hole punched in the side large enough for my meat hooks to get in there and grab the contents.

HIDE your FIRE safe, that way I can't find it and if your house burns down your stuff will be ok.

oh don't hide it behind artwork on the walls, I rip those off the walls as I walk by them in your house because I know that's where most people hide them, next I look in the freezer, and I also dump out all your cereal boxes all over the floor. I quick swipe with my hand knocks over all your canned goods, so if you have one of those 'can safes' I can tell because it doesn't weigh the same as a can full of soup.

when you're gone I'll break into your house and the alarm will go off, I'll only spend 5 minutes in there before I take off, that is all I need

if you are smart you'll leave out in plain sight a broken laptop that looks newer and $50 in one dollar bills in a big wad in your dresser drawer... I'll grab that and be satisfied.

Bad Santa.
 
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your safe needs to be a fire safe to protect the contents from fire.

if the safe is small I will just pick it up and take it with me, if your safe is large I'll just use an axe and with 2 good whacks I'll have a hole punched in the side large enough for my meat hooks to get in there and grab the contents.

HIDE your FIRE safe, that way I can't find it and if your house burns down your stuff will be ok.

oh don't hide it behind artwork on the walls, I rip those off the walls as I walk by them in your house because I know that's where most people hide them, next I look in the freezer, and I also dump out all your cereal boxes all over the floor. I quick swipe with my hand knocks over all your canned goods, so if you have one of those 'can safes' I can tell because it doesn't weigh the same as a can full of soup.

when you're gone I'll break into your house and the alarm will go off, I'll only spend 5 minutes in there before I take off, that is all I need

if you are smart you'll leave out in plain sight a broken laptop that looks newer and $50 in one dollar bills in a big wad in your dresser drawer... I'll grab that and be satisfied.

You know your stuff ... lol
 

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Looks like we are paying Mods too much here )^&&

You pay the Mods here?!?!......haha.......who's the sucker?

Defying would do it for free.
 
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You pay the Mods here?!?!......haha.......who's the sucker?

Defying would do it for free.

it's a shame that 8+ years ago, some Mods made over $3K a month here, a couple close to $5K !!

That shit ain't no where close now a days ;+)-
 

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it's a shame that 8+ years ago, some Mods made over $3K a month here, a couple close to $5K !!

That shit ain't no where close now a days ;+)-


Nor should it be. Plenty here would do it for free and that $$$ could be used for contests to try and bring back some traffic.
 

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your safe needs to be a fire safe to protect the contents from fire.

if the safe is small I will just pick it up and take it with me, if your safe is large I'll just use an axe and with 2 good whacks I'll have a hole punched in the side large enough for my meat hooks to get in there and grab the contents.

HIDE your FIRE safe, that way I can't find it and if your house burns down your stuff will be ok.

oh don't hide it behind artwork on the walls, I rip those off the walls as I walk by them in your house because I know that's where most people hide them, next I look in the freezer, and I also dump out all your cereal boxes all over the floor. I quick swipe with my hand knocks over all your canned goods, so if you have one of those 'can safes' I can tell because it doesn't weigh the same as a can full of soup.

when you're gone I'll break into your house and the alarm will go off, I'll only spend 5 minutes in there before I take off, that is all I need

if you are smart you'll leave out in plain sight a broken laptop that looks newer and $50 in one dollar bills in a big wad in your dresser drawer... I'll grab that and be satisfied.

buddy sounds like a professional cat burglar....lol
 

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if you think that's the answer ( FREE CONTESTS ) then I have a few bridges to sell you.

He`s right BAS.....Place is hurting of late.....Main forums are really sloppy lately.

Just take a look at the MLB forum.....People are posting plays and guys are coming into their threads and just slamming them.....It`s out of control.

Oh well.....Shit happens.
 

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