Girl I am "seeing"

Vlad the Impaler · Jul 17, 2015

I just have to post this.

1. Lied about how old she is but she still looks nice.
2. Son is serving a long prison sentence for beating a guy with a baseball bat because he was sold bad drugs.
3. Daughter has thrown rocks at her and choked her
4. Announces her arrival by ringing my doorbell 20 times immediately running to my bedroom window with the same 20 knocks while holding a glass of wine
5. Will blow me whenever I tell her too.
6. Mom pays her bills but whenever she wants too. Her phone or cable may be off at random times so I don 't go there much. Try living without TV. Tougher than you may think.
7. Randomly gets sued for shit and brings notices to me to put in "simple" words for her.
8. Yet mows my yard and plants shrubs.
9. Openly admits she has some issues to be fair.
10. If she has $75, she will spend $85 to get a $10 gift certificate.
11. Makes extra $$ by buying garbage at garage sales for $2 and selling it for $3. Tough work. I have helped her.

Overall, Is a nice and attractive girl but geeze. Nothing like "oh I have to see if I have to go to court tomorrow". LOL. I have been to court, you know when those dates are ahead of time. She had kids young.

michael777 · Jul 17, 2015

So,the problem with her is??

Vlad the Impaler · Jul 17, 2015

She is a nice girl but I just scratched the surface with original post.

aceduecetrey · Jul 17, 2015

Vlad the Impaler said:
I just have to post this.

1. Lied about how old she is but she still looks nice.
2. Son is serving a long prison sentence for beating a guy with a baseball bat because he was sold bad drugs.
3. Daughter has thrown rocks at her and choked her
4. Announces her arrival by ringing my doorbell 20 times immediately running to my bedroom window with the same 20 knocks while holding a glass of wine
5. Will blow me whenever I tell her too.
6. Mom pays her bills but whenever she wants too. Her phone or cable may be off at random times so I don 't go there much. Try living without TV. Tougher than you may think.
7. Randomly gets sued for shit and brings notices to me to put in "simple" words for her.
8. Yet mows my yard and plants shrubs.
9. Openly admits she has some issues to be fair.
10. If she has $75, she will spend $85 to get a $10 gift certificate.
11. Makes extra $$ by buying garbage at garage sales for $2 and selling it for $3. Tough work. I have helped her.

Overall, Is a nice and attractive girl but geeze. Nothing like "oh I have to see if I have to go to court tomorrow". LOL. I have been to court, you know when those dates are ahead of time. She had kids young.

Keeper

Vlad the Impaler · Jul 17, 2015

And if you wake her up when asleep, she will at the drop of a hat, be the biggest bitch you ever met. And then 4 hours later, she will mow your yard.

aceduecetrey · Jul 17, 2015

Pictures would help sort this out, ya know

C.P. · Jul 17, 2015

what's her name...Caitlyn Jenner

TheFalls · Jul 17, 2015

what a trip

photos or it's a lie!

HarryCaray · Jul 17, 2015

Vlad the Impaler said:
And if you wake her up when asleep, she will at the drop of a hat, be the biggest bitch you ever met. And then 4 hours later, she will mow your yard.

I dated a girl just like that. Ended the relationship over it, and she was hot.

You don't need some "middle-of-the-night" c-unt

Trust me

Fuck that shit

ML Dog · Jul 17, 2015

Man I wish 2. had been: Son is serving a long prison sentence for beating a guy with a baseball bat because he was dating his Mom.

That would have been Epic.

Any relationship with the female described here is gonna lead to something unpleasant happening Vlad, the chick has serious issues. Take whatever Joy you can from the situation though Vlad realizing that for each of those moments of Joy there'll eventually be 6 minutes of Misery (or worse). If that price seems fair to you, settle Vlad. Be with this troubled girl instead of investing your time trying to find a less crazy one.

slapshot · Jul 17, 2015

well sounds perfect

her son is good with a bat her daughter can throw and she has 3.8 speed in running around house and can stand in the pocket with jizz flying around her face

breed her and you got your HF QB :103631605

Vlad the Impaler · Jul 17, 2015

As I said, girl I am "seeing" I think I have my wife picked out but want to have fun. sorry, no pics. In this bs internet age, everything is forever. She even brought up " friends with benefits" as I shrugged my shoulders saying " we will see what happens"

Vlad the Impaler · Jul 17, 2015

slapshot said:
well sounds perfect

her son is good with a bat her daughter can throw and she has 3.8 speed in running around house and can stand in the pocket with jizz flying around her face

breed her and you got your HF QB

I will not breed with her. My quarterback will come from a 6'0" blonde.

ML Dog · Jul 17, 2015

Slapshot with the excellent write-up lol obviously ready for some football he's right Vlad, you need to select a Wife based mainly on if she is the very best candidate available to breed the HOF QB. This should be your main priority Vlad. To breed a QB that, by comparison to the numbers he puts up Vlad, would make Luck look like Andy Dalton.

scottcarter · Jul 17, 2015

she sounds like she would make a good mod

Vlad the Impaler · Jul 17, 2015

scottcarter said:
she sounds like she would make a good mod

She would slap Defying in a second. Also, has served 6 months in actual prison for a DUI. This isnt a long term thing for Vlad, but man, if you think your life is not perfect, look around you.

JustinCruise · Jul 17, 2015

hahahaha

you are the fucking man vlad

scottcarter · Jul 17, 2015

Vlad the Impaler said:
She would slap Defying in a second. Also, has served 6 months in actual prison for a DUI. This isnt a long term thing for Vlad, but man, if you think your life is not perfect, look around you.

sounds like you have conjugal prison sex in your future

FairWarning · Jul 17, 2015

Sounds like Indiana to me.

pocketrockets · Jul 17, 2015

she farted yet?

if it smells like summer vanilla or adventure watermelon, its a keeper

anything unpleasant, run away

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