You Could be Entitled to a $25 Check — or $50 in Tuna

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If you come across a headline about class-action lawsuit over tuna, the first thought you might have is Oh no, what was I eating if it wasn’t tuna?

But you can relax. Filed two-and-a-half years ago, the suit was launched when one consumer noticed five-ounce cans of Starkist were slightly under-filled. While the short-changing wasn’t noticeable to most people, it saved the company a ton of fish (and money). However, the fishy practice has backfired.


Consumerist reports that the case has just been settled. If you’re a resident of the U.S. who bought Starkist Chunk Lite Tuna or Solid White tuna (either in oil or water) between Feb. 19, 2009, and Oct. 31, 2014, you’re entitled to a payout of $25 cash — or $50 in tuna if you prefer. Consumers can get the payout even if they don’t have receipts, which surely very few people have at this point.


The news comes on the heels of accusations of colluding to fix prices among tuna brands, rounding out a very poor month for Starkist.
 

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That's good for a $25 Parlay :ok:

Which offshore books accept canned tuna?

Please BetAll, because you calling him would carry infinitely the most weight of any of us here calling him CALL, BetAll, Tony at 5Dimes and see if he'd be willing to start accepting Tuna in Deposit. This would not be a disruptive or as massive a "jump" as it seems on the surface. Bets would be in Can(s) of Tuna, like, a 3 Team Parlay risking 1 Can of Tuna would payout 6 Cans of Tuna I know we'd have to expect to be paid out in Tuna and handle shipping costs of said. If the call goes well BetAll see if he'll even do a BONUS, like, with deposit of 40 cans of Tuna one gets...say....5 additional Cans of Tuna credited as Bonus Play. No more than 5x rollover though BetAll if he'd be amenable (I guess it'd come down to how much Tony likes Tuna) cuz I and I think I speak for everyone here BetAll don't wanna have to spend a YEAR and play 347654 Tuna Parlays to build up my Tuna to cover a rollover requirement.

Please call him now BetAll. I think he'll go for it. This will be a total "positive" for 5Dimes. Groundbreaking.
 

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BetFish ??

Is there website not BetFish.com BetAll? or .eu or something. I tried them all the closest i came was a website with a picture of this on it

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and I don't even think thats a FISH BetAll.


What did Tony say?


Did you call him yet?
 

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tony said, 20x rollover

Tell him we'll take it. wtf, its Tuna and we're getting it for free anyways ("House Tuna" in essence)

20x Rollover is just him saying he doesn't wanna have to store our Tuna (surprising he didn't say 100x rollover :):) considering the extra space they'd need to rent to store our Tuna) and that he doesn't especially like Tuna.

How anyone can be in CR and not like Tuna I have no clue.

I really thought he'd be more enthused. right out the gate...about this.
 

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Does it have to be canned or can a simply FedEx a whole fish?

"Canned" lmfao. What you think StarKist can't afford a competent lawyer dude? Fine Print on the Claim Website says "Whole Fish which Claimant must catch without obligation of assistance from Defendant sole obligation of whom is to furnish Map to Claimant showing where Fish might be."

So its not even really a Whole Fish even, certainly no Can(s) involved. Just a Map. Pointing to an inlet off the coast of........Indonesia prolly.
 

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