LOL....No.....If you are get out now.
aren't they all crazy?
had one try burn down house
another point a gun at me
another slash my tires
another say she would claw my GD eyes out
another send her bubba cousins after me
3 tell me they were pregnant and never were
and the list goes on and on
Felt like Belushi in Blues Brothers lol
had one try burn down house
another point a gun at me
another slash my tires
another say she would claw my GD eyes out
another send her bubba cousins after me
3 tell me they were pregnant and never were
and the list goes on and on
Felt like Belushi in Blues Brothers lol
Not killed but keyed entire side of my car. She always told me she's glad her ex bf didn't know about me. I always blew it off as typical jealous ex but one day I asked her why.
She told me he was in jail for stabbing the last guy she was messing around with and just about killed him. She was worried because he got out that year.
She told me he was in jail for stabbing the last guy she was messing around with and just about killed him. She was worried because he got out that year.
Pretty crazy shit Stevie Ray FFS.
8 years ago I started fucking an English teacher from a private college, redhead, short hair, glasses... the whole fantasy look. 1st day I met her we fucked... she took her clothes off and was tattoed all over her back and legs... very good lay!! But I wass interested in someone else so when I told her it wasn't gonna get serious she threw a fit in the middle of the bar we were drinking at... Bumped into her couple days later and she asked for some coke, gave her the baggie and then she threw the bomb... she said her ex was bi and he had recently been diagnosed with AIDS, and that she might have it too and since we fucked without a rubber I could have it too... then she left and stole my coke lmao.
I proceeded to drink 5 jagger shots immediately.
8 years ago I started fucking an English teacher from a private college, redhead, short hair, glasses... the whole fantasy look. 1st day I met her we fucked... she took her clothes off and was tattoed all over her back and legs... very good lay!! But I wass interested in someone else so when I told her it wasn't gonna get serious she threw a fit in the middle of the bar we were drinking at... Bumped into her couple days later and she asked for some coke, gave her the baggie and then she threw the bomb... she said her ex was bi and he had recently been diagnosed with AIDS, and that she might have it too and since we fucked without a rubber I could have it too... then she left and stole my coke lmao.
I proceeded to drink 5 jagger shots immediately.
Not exactly a crazy ex but a crazy girl story.
It was a crazy coworker, she was borderline obsessed with me. Not sure why either. I am not that good looking, didn't do anything to lead her on. I purposely would avoid her because it always was awkward and uncomfortable conversations with her. Well one day I went to lunch with 2 other co workers, one happened to be a girl. A very nice girl but not much of a looker. Well the crazy girl tried to run her over in the parking lot as we were coming back from lunch. She claimed she didnt see her, but this girl is a big girl. She would be hard to miss. Didn't think much of it until later on, when she started harassing other girls I would talk to from work. She would make anonymous calls and leave threatening voicemails. Then I would happen to see her lots of places I was outside of work. "accidental" run ins were happening way too often. It was a very weird situation.
It was a crazy coworker, she was borderline obsessed with me. Not sure why either. I am not that good looking, didn't do anything to lead her on. I purposely would avoid her because it always was awkward and uncomfortable conversations with her. Well one day I went to lunch with 2 other co workers, one happened to be a girl. A very nice girl but not much of a looker. Well the crazy girl tried to run her over in the parking lot as we were coming back from lunch. She claimed she didnt see her, but this girl is a big girl. She would be hard to miss. Didn't think much of it until later on, when she started harassing other girls I would talk to from work. She would make anonymous calls and leave threatening voicemails. Then I would happen to see her lots of places I was outside of work. "accidental" run ins were happening way too often. It was a very weird situation.
Girl threw a bottle of Mr. Clean at me from across the kitchen, pegged me right in the forehead impact of which caused the LID to come off and floor cleaner to get all over my head and even a bit into my eyes.
I remember actually (and amazingly I guess) not even being that upset cuz it was such an unbelievable shot. Plus not much got into my eyes, had closed them when I concluded "Holy Shit, that has a good chance." then BOOM. Mostly the FUMES was what messed with my eyes. My head was pretty well soaked with Mr. Clean.
Five foot 2 the girl me 6 foot Five her 12 feet away or so with a spontaneous heave of the Mr. Clean bottle?
Consider the angles involved, Rate of speed needful of being accomplished to dislodge that lid? Accuracy required and that she accomplished?
Perfect throw, right to the forehead with enough force to cause the lid to come off, noxious liquid to cover the head? Had to give it up to her.
Many a Sports Fan...Gambler would understand completely. Anger doused by pure admiration....amazement at the execution of the shot.
Thats just one of several...Same Girl, traveling from Cali to Indiana we get in a fight on the interstate she flees the car running down the middle of the freeway, van full of Mormons stop to rescue her I launch an unopened Miller High Life bottle at their van as it pulls away...again....I don't know what it was about this relationship but Throwing Accuracy was superb between her and I cuz I manage to hit the van directly in it's back window as it pulls off from the side of the freeway....where they'd stopped to let her get in...
Not sure if it broke the window out but it sure sounded like it did. Pretty sure it did. This was near St. George Utah, thats the Jail they took me to later...come to pass I had launched the Miller Beer bottle from Arizona but it had impacted the van's back window in UTAH....it flew over the State Line from the one state to the next. Took 4 hours of arguing amongst many different Police agencies to decide who was gonna book me....County & DPS from the AZ Side, City (St.George) & State maybe County as well from the Utah side.
Main complication though proved not to be the Interstate Beer Bottle toss (remarkable shot...flew at 40 yards through the air and thats probably being a bit conservative) but my Friend who was traveling with us was using a name that was nearly identical to that of a Serial Killer being hunted for in that area. His real first name + the fake last name he was using matched that Serial Killer's name exactly....when you put the two together. So we had to wait for The FBI to come out and also some other agency that showed up in Unmarked car....maybe ATF.
Interesting Day that one. I think dating Crazy Chicks is an important part of a Man's Journey.
I remember actually (and amazingly I guess) not even being that upset cuz it was such an unbelievable shot. Plus not much got into my eyes, had closed them when I concluded "Holy Shit, that has a good chance." then BOOM. Mostly the FUMES was what messed with my eyes. My head was pretty well soaked with Mr. Clean.
Five foot 2 the girl me 6 foot Five her 12 feet away or so with a spontaneous heave of the Mr. Clean bottle?
Consider the angles involved, Rate of speed needful of being accomplished to dislodge that lid? Accuracy required and that she accomplished?
Perfect throw, right to the forehead with enough force to cause the lid to come off, noxious liquid to cover the head? Had to give it up to her.
Many a Sports Fan...Gambler would understand completely. Anger doused by pure admiration....amazement at the execution of the shot.
Thats just one of several...Same Girl, traveling from Cali to Indiana we get in a fight on the interstate she flees the car running down the middle of the freeway, van full of Mormons stop to rescue her I launch an unopened Miller High Life bottle at their van as it pulls away...again....I don't know what it was about this relationship but Throwing Accuracy was superb between her and I cuz I manage to hit the van directly in it's back window as it pulls off from the side of the freeway....where they'd stopped to let her get in...
Not sure if it broke the window out but it sure sounded like it did. Pretty sure it did. This was near St. George Utah, thats the Jail they took me to later...come to pass I had launched the Miller Beer bottle from Arizona but it had impacted the van's back window in UTAH....it flew over the State Line from the one state to the next. Took 4 hours of arguing amongst many different Police agencies to decide who was gonna book me....County & DPS from the AZ Side, City (St.George) & State maybe County as well from the Utah side.
Main complication though proved not to be the Interstate Beer Bottle toss (remarkable shot...flew at 40 yards through the air and thats probably being a bit conservative) but my Friend who was traveling with us was using a name that was nearly identical to that of a Serial Killer being hunted for in that area. His real first name + the fake last name he was using matched that Serial Killer's name exactly....when you put the two together. So we had to wait for The FBI to come out and also some other agency that showed up in Unmarked car....maybe ATF.
Interesting Day that one. I think dating Crazy Chicks is an important part of a Man's Journey.
At the beach one Oct. had $$ on AU vs Fla. crazy drunk ass girl that went with me was out on balcony. Six floors up, saying the whales were telling her I didn't love her , told her she should listen to them , kept saying she was gonna jump, I asked her to at least wait till the game was over
