Jets bring 350 rolls of toilet paper because London's is too thin

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<article itemscope="" itemtype="http://schema.org/NewsArticle" class="articlecontent loaded" data-aop="article"> <section class="articlebody" itemprop="articleBody" data-aop="articlebody"> The Jets are headed to London with a desire to win and plenty of good ol' American toilet paper.






Apparently the bathroom tissue in England is too thin for U.S. butts and this unfortunate shortcoming required the Jets to plan ahead. So they decided the best plan of attack was to bring a bunch of the thick stuff with them on their trip to face the Dolphins this week.


So how much toilet paper does a professional football team need to satisfy its staff? 350 rolls, according to the New York Times.


“Some may say that’s a little over the top or whatnot, but it didn’t really cost that much, so why not?” said Aaron Degerness, the Jets’ senior manager of team operations. “We’re basically trying to replicate everything that we’re doing here over there.”


Players can now wipe comfortably, knowing they can do so with an appropriate amount of paper between their hands and, well, you know..
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I guess they think Miami will wipe their azz all day on the field.

Charmin super soft is the way to go.........
 

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I have never noticed this to be an issue in England.

Now their toilets don't flush strongly enough, that's a fact. But that's how it is in most other countries.

The TP is fine though.
 
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Nick Mangold's sister is coming so that counts for 30 rolls alone. I bet that girl takes some monster dumps.
 

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At least they have toilet paper, if you go to china BYOTP they don`t have any toilet paper in bathroom.
 

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