LOOK: Bill Belichick's eye is swollen and black, but he won't say why

<header> [h=1]LOOK: Bill Belichick's eye is swollen and black, but he won't say why[/h]By Sean Wagner-McGough | Staff Writer

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</header> Add Bill Belichick to the Patriots' injury report. Ahead of the Patriots' playoff game against the Chiefs, the team's head coach showed up to his Tuesday press conference sporting a black eye.
The good news: He's going to survive.


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Photo: Bill Belichick, with a swollen left eye, meets with reporters this morning. "I think I'll live," he says.
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Bill Belichick has a black eye and he's not talking about it http://nyp.st/1ZYynoX
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<header> [h=1]LOOK: Bill Belichick's eye is swollen and black, but he won't say why[/h]By Sean Wagner-McGough | Staff Writer

<time class="storyDate" pubdate="" datetime="2016-01-12T17:34:09Z">January 12, 2016 12:34 pm ET</time>

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</header> Add Bill Belichick to the Patriots' injury report. Ahead of the Patriots' playoff game against the Chiefs, the team's head coach showed up to his Tuesday press conference sporting a black eye.


The good news: He's going to survive.


<center></center>Here's another look ...


<center></center>Now, the bad news: He won't explain the circumstances of the injury.
"I don't think we need to list the coaches on the injury report," Belichick said, per ESPN. "But I'm sure if we're required to do it, we'll do it."
And, just in case you were wondering, his delivery was perfect -- even by Belichick's lofty standards.


Now, a couple things we can (probably) rule out:

• He (probably) didn't get in a fight in line at the grocery store, because he hasn't been to a store in a couple years. Also because he's Bill Belichick and that would've made the news.
  
• Tom Brady (probably) did not drink too much coffee and punch Belichick as a side effect from the caffeine, because Brady's never even tasted coffee in his life.

I'm already out of ideas.

guys I've been connecting the dots on this story.. forwarded the info to 'Mort' used anonymous 'theRX' poster as a source so the RX gets some cool free pub out of this if he takes the ball and runs with what i dug up and verifies it.. I've been told the al jazera dude that investigated manning has a Brady bombshell waiting for Super Bowl week to drop

Rumor has it that somebody put Sharpie on his binoculars just before he spied on the Chiefs Practice.

played with another coach wife's feet

He cut in known fat ass Andy Reid's way at an all you can eat buffet.

StevieRay said:

played with another coach wife's feet

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That's Sexy Rexy

that's what happens to coaches when they lose back to back games to the Jets and the Dolphins, they get a black eye

speaking of which, where is Scott Carter? how bout them Fish?

Willie99 said:

that's what happens to coaches when they lose back to back games to the Jets and the Dolphins, they get a black eye

speaking of which, where is Scott Carter? how bout them Fish?

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think MikeB has him tied up somewhere..

Betallsports said:

think MikeB has him tied up somewhere..

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I can neither confirm or deny those rumors...

MikeB said:

I can neither confirm or deny those rumors...

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Betallsports said:

That's Sexy Rexy

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Sexy Rexy is down with the Group Activity where regards his and his Lady's FeetLove. Rexy would have raised no Hand in Hate.

Vast Majority of Feet Lovers feel: More Feet the better.


If the injury was sustained as result of FootPlay most likely explanation was Bill overstimulated her arch region resulting in an Impulse Kick.


Most Common cause of injury within the Foot Fetish World.

Moneyline Dog said:

Sexy Rexy is down with the Group Activity where regards his and his Lady's FeetLove. Rexy would have raised no Hand in Hate.

Vast Majority of Feet Lovers feel: More Feet the better.


If the injury was sustained as result of FootPlay most likely explanation was Bill overstimulated her arch region resulting in an Impulse Kick.


Most Common cause of injury within the Foot Fetish World.

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I was at a black jack table once with some dude who was commenting about all the beautiful feet on just about any girl within eyesight

kinda freaked me out, felt like I was sitting next to a pervert, although some of the feet were attractive

MikeB said:

I can neither confirm or deny those rumors...

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haha

Carter posted all sorts of futures on the Fins......he's probably ducking someone right now.....don't those futures hit your account about now?

What is the sexual obsession some have with feet? Just not my thing. I think I have nasty feet. I keep my socks on as much as possible.

Guess they need to bring back the ball boys so he doesn't hurt himself again on game day adjusting the PSI

Motorboating Accident

Saw this posted elsewhere so I cannot take credit but I wanted to share this theory with this group...Violent Motorboating Accident.