Anybody else here have "Big Shitting Capacity"?

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Been to a few hotels and cities recently and my shits are much bigger than normal. Clogged up 5 toilets.

Had to call hotel maintenance twice at two different hotels and the plumber at one house. (And we're talking stand alone shits, not "paper-added".... b/c obviously that would congest the toilet pipes)

Now I'm a positive-minded kind of guy.... so why not turn this into a positive?


God has called upon me to single-handedly help out the plumbers of this world!
 

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Been to a few hotels and cities recently and my shits are much bigger than normal. Clogged up 5 toilets.

Had to call hotel maintenance twice at two different hotels and the plumber at one house. (And we're talking stand alone shits, not "paper-added".... b/c obviously that would congest the toilet pipes)

Now I'm a positive-minded kind of guy.... so why not turn this into a positive?


God has called upon me to single-handedly help out the plumbers of this world!

you gotta start Insta flush as soon as you're halfway through log one
 

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I've been laying out some beasts lately myself. My house has a weak flush, I've been putting in a lot of plunger work.
 

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I dropped such a big deuce this morning it was more like a deuce and three quarters
 

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Been to a few hotels and cities recently and my shits are much bigger than normal. Clogged up 5 toilets.

Had to call hotel maintenance twice at two different hotels and the plumber at one house. (And we're talking stand alone shits, not "paper-added".... b/c obviously that would congest the toilet pipes)

Now I'm a positive-minded kind of guy.... so why not turn this into a positive?


God has called upon me to single-handedly help out the plumbers of this world!

Maybe one of the elderly mods can recommend an adult diaper for you
 

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this is always a fear when visiting someone else's house and bathroom. If you're having to take a dump outside of you're own confines or hotel it can be stressful, because in all likelihood you " have to go ", and go bad , which usually means you're really unloading, trying to get it over with in record time, and not leaving any " evidence " behind....its already an uncomfortable feeling since you're not sitting on your own throne relaxing for 10-15 min waiting for that golden moment....
 

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In the famous words of Cousin Eddie......

"Merry Christmas..... The shitter was full!"
 
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You learn the "tactic-flush" technique usually on your teens after one of those all you can eat pizza nights... when the shit finds an island to land you better flush the mush
 

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