Sad entertainment news...."We've lost rock legend Ozzy Osbourne"-

MikeB · May 9, 2016

Don't worry though, he's not dead....just missing-

Ozzy Osbourne is missing after wife Sharon kicked him out over claims of a fling with a hairstylist.

Son Jack, 31, is said to be desperate to speak to rocker Ozzy but cannot find him.

Pals said Ozzy’s children tried to contact stylist Michelle Pugh to see if their dad is with her but she did not turn up for work on Saturday.

A source said: “Jack tried to get hold of Ozzy because he thinks he might talk some sense into him.

ML Dog · May 9, 2016

OMG I thought he died!!!

barman · May 9, 2016

ML Dog said:
OMG I thought he died!!!

Easy now....he's most likely just going off the rails on.......well, ya know

GoSooners · May 9, 2016

Doesn't really matter, Ozzy has been brain dead for the last 30 years

barman · May 9, 2016

So I would counsel you, "No More Tears" for OO

Sharon just needs to wait for that phone call, "Mama, I'm Comin' Home"

ML Dog · May 9, 2016

barman said:
Easy now....he's most likely just going off the rails on.......well, ya know

Yaw.....I and We definitely "know" lol.

Chicks still be wanting to get with Ozzy, even now.

"We should have been Rock Stars" not so fast cuz having to sing the same damn song 175226543 times sucks more massively than any words can describe, and not just sing that song but perform it well or be skewered.

Big Picture Rock Star is way way -EV for that reason above and more than a few others

pocketrockets · May 9, 2016

Crazy Ozzy... remember the story when he got kicked out from Sabbath the 1st time, he bought a kilo of coke and like 500 bottles and isolated himself in a hotel room for months. When someone finally got to visit the walls were covered with blood and shit, no kidding; the kilo was gone.

barman · May 9, 2016

Someone stole his kilo?!?!

barman · May 9, 2016

I bet the investigators also reported a missing septum.....

barman · May 9, 2016

Fun Fact that will only take two seconds

I have a small about 1/8" hole in my septum due to late 80s early 90s Ozzy like behavior

So I do not snore when sleeping, but the SheBar sez sometimes I make a low whistle

ML Dog · May 9, 2016

barman said:
Someone stole his kilo?!?!

"ehjoosfookingvanishontothenayreman!!!"

pocketrockets · May 10, 2016

I'm behaving like Ozzy as we speak

JoeShmoe · May 10, 2016

Whoa! I thought 2016 had struck again. Phew....

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