Saving $158,000 on a Scientology Course!

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Veronica asked me to visit the local Kingdom Hall. Although Veronica did now show up, I did not want to waste my time there so I gave an impromptu talk to the congregation.

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Outside the Kingdom Hall, I ran into Kevin Bunker, who has given many talks at Kingdom Halls across the country:

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Lloyd Evans is the number one JW apostate out there. He has a website slamming the Witnesses, hundreds of apostate you tube videos, written two apostate books, pranked called a Governing Body member and even has made hours of videos comparing the Witnesses to Scientologists. The JW's would call him mentally diseased. So where does Lloyd go for vacation?, yep...the World Headquarters of Jehovah's Witnesses....and he gives them his real name at the gate. This can't end well...

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The JW's had to reprint their songbooks to get rid of the black penis.



Can you spot the penis in the JW songbook?



Hint:

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I love this song, its a catchy little number, thank you JW Broadcasting!

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Scientology and the Jehovah's Witnesses join forces, well sort of:

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In all the art work depicting Jesus, you never see him in tight pants. In this video, Lloyd Evans takes on Jehovah's Witnesses
Governing Body member Anthony Morris III. Lloyd and Tony have even talked on the phone as you can see about
this critical issue. Tony's talk here in Trinidad is spot on: Get rid of the tight pants!

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Congratulations to Kenneth Cook who has been named as the latest Governing Body member of the Jehovah's Witnesses. This is part of a devious plan by the Cook Clan to take over the world. Tim Cook congratulated Kenneth Cook on his promotion yesterday. Tim was heard saying: "I will control the technology here at Apple, you just make sure God is on our side!"
This announcement yesterday comes on the heels of the disappearance of Governing Body Stephen Lett, who wandered off in the Sterling Forest outside JW World Headquarters in News York. Insiders describe it as a "spirit walk" gone bad.



More on Kenneth Cook. He is an anointed brother in bethel that got assigned to Writing Correspondance from Bethel Office in Wallkill. There was speculation about him. He is not a rule oriented brother at all. Definitely a people person, a pleasurable brother. Makes people around him feel relaxed an at ease. He will be the top dog in the Witnesses in four years.

From JW.org website:
BREAKING NEWS | Kenneth Cook Appointed to the Governing Body

On Wednesday morning, January 24, 2018, it was announced to the United States and Canada Bethel families that Kenneth Cook had been appointed to the Governing Body of Jehovah’s Witnesses. Prior to being appointed to the Governing Body, Brother Cook was a helper to the Writing Committee.
Brother Cook started pioneering on September 1, 1982, and began serving at the United States branch on October 12, 1984. The Governing Body is now composed of eight anointed brothers.
It is our united prayer that Jehovah continue to bless the Governing Body as it oversees the activities of Jehovah’s Witnesses worldwide.—1 Thessalonians 5:12, 13

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If you go to Watchtower Headquarters to work, remember: No tight pants and no masturbation!

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The Jehovah's Witnesses take a stand with the Watchtower Headquarters Workers (Bethelites): No skirts above the knee, no sitting on another brothers lap and no rubbing yourself against a pillow!

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