poster ENFUEGO got me drunk last night

barman · May 25, 2016

......but did NOT take advantage....was the perfect gentleman as we enjoyed low brow bar food, cheap drinks and a disappointing Lightning loss at my longtime home sports pub TwoBuks in Clearwater

The long suffering and sainted SheBar was on hand and found ENF to be 'delightful' and 'awesome', though I suspect at least half that rating was fueled by Tito's Dirty Martinis

She did summarize that in past eight years, the now 13 RxForum friends we have met in person are 100% Good Folks

ENF deployed here at that MacDill AFB thru early fall (with his own long suffering Spousal Unit here thru early Aug) so potential for summertime Rx-driven mini-bashes a solid play.....especially for in-state friends including but not limited to HACHE, BAS, C.P., 5teamparlay, Defying, King O' Nic, Seymour

Gulf beaches, indoor MLB, awesome sunshine and Gulf beaches......plenty of reasons to book a quick trip in ASAP....Sincerely, TBay Tourism Board

pocketrockets · May 25, 2016

EnFuego is one of the nicest people around, I give him shit cause Im a ballbreaker but Im not like that in person, unless I'm really really your friend.

ML Dog · May 25, 2016

Per your M.O.S., your assignment your MISSION: What sensitive Government Secrets were you able to pry out of him?

If he criticized the president during your time together we got him right where we want him, we own him we are now his puppetmasters he will do our bidding he has no other choice bcuz he is expressly forbidden from criticizing the President so ideally you managed to trick him into doing that. Lulled him into a state of extreme comfort causing him to compromise himself.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how successful were you in accomplishing the above? Getting him to compromise himself and also reveal sensitive Government Secrets?

10 being 100% success 1 being complete and total failure. Just so I can have an immediate Overview, you know, as to the success of Your Mission or....lack of success...of that.

My internal Enfuego tracking device had him in FL but then it was revealed he was somewhere in the Pacific NW (and rooting for the Traiblazers

hno

and now you're saying he is back in FL?!?

This is very troubling. Very troubling indeed.

Big Brother is moving him around.

Something is Going On. We need to know what that is.

slapshot · May 25, 2016

MLD Enfuego is to good at this remember how he won't sit at a table and eat by himself and is suspicious of people who

do cause that would be a classic drop site for information to be exchanged

barman · May 25, 2016

MLDOG, a good portio of his training is in public relations so although he did talk quite a bit about "our government" and what they do/do not do/could do/would do/should do, it was all interspaced with multiple forward slash marks and therefore difficult to pin him down.

An alleged Next Time Out may well be a Friday/Saturday when more liquor will flow and more attractive females will be circulating within eye range, thus improving my chance to slip a ruffie in his drink

Yes, that's right - I said Ruff-ie......new eastern bloc technology shows that diluted dog ****** mixed with certain brands of alcohol can make even the most tight laced agent sing like a canary.

Yes, that's right....I said 'sing like a canary'....I have been watching too many Jimmy Cagney movies lately on that TCM

barman · May 25, 2016

POCROC, I did heed your warnings as to his being a possible narc, but it seems the DEA budget cuts have them using 1970s training manuals.

I figured that out when he leaned across the table and in a whisper asked if I could "score him a lid of the good stuff'

5teamparlay · May 25, 2016

good to hear, maybe I'll run into ENF some time.

aceduecetrey · May 25, 2016

I was up in Tampa to check out that TopGolf and I will be back! Place is very cool for someone who use to play golf all the time and hasn't hit the ball in ages!

ML Dog · May 25, 2016

barman said:
MLDOG, a good portio of his training is in public relations so although he did talk quite a bit about "our government" and what they do/do not do/could do/would do/should do, it was all interspaced with multiple forward slash marks and therefore difficult to pin him down.

An alleged Next Time Out may well be a Friday/Saturday when more liquor will flow and more attractive females will be circulating within eye range, thus improving my chance to slip a ruffie in his drink

Yes, that's right - I said Ruff-ie......new eastern bloc technology shows that diluted dog ****** mixed with certain brands of alcohol can make even the most tight laced agent sing like a canary.

Yes, that's right....I said 'sing like a canary'....I have been watching too many Jimmy Cagney movies lately on that TCM

Roofie? My immediate thought was "He doesn't grasp his Mission. This is Dire. We need him to get info out of ENF not make FatAbert Stle Love to him."

"Who did we assign bar with on this Mission?

Bill Cosby?"

Whatever really. We have Confidence in you. For Good Reason.

Get it done though, Defcon 2 over here + I am just impatient in general, get this done or we're gonna Pull Your Card.

ML Dog · May 25, 2016

slapshot said:
MLD Enfuego is to good at this remember how he won't sit at a table and eat by himself and is suspicious of people who

do cause that would be a classic drop site for information to be exchanged

As a Trained and Experienced Agent Enfuego can't be expected to be dining alone. Too much exposure, Dining Partner preferably partners = possible Human Shields in case of Ambush. Same basic Theory as to why Narcs, Agents and the like opt for Tiny Tiny Houses. Much more difficult to hit in Drive By Shootings, a tiny House.

Satellite Imagery of Enfuego's previous house follows. I suspect he traveled to FL to throw a false scent. He's probably in L.A.

its got wheels on it.

Enfuego · May 25, 2016

I thoroughly enjoyed my evening out last night with legendary poster Bar and Mrs. SheBar. It's the first time I've met an RX poster and had a lot of fun.

It wasn't long ago Bar and I used to tangle in the cesspool Political Forum but I believe those days are long behind us.

I hope to meet some of the other folks if we can get a mini bash together down here.

Enfuego · May 25, 2016

slapshot said:
MLD Enfuego is to good at this remember how he won't sit at a table and eat by himself and is suspicious of people who

do cause that would be a classic drop site for information to be exchanged

Yeah, you're right, I can't sit at a table and eat alone. But, if other dudes can do it, more power to them.

ML Dog · May 25, 2016

Enfuego said:
I thoroughly enjoyed my evening out last night with legendary poster Bar and Mrs. SheBar. It's the first time I've met an RX poster and had a lot of fun.

It wasn't long ago Bar and I used to tangle in the cesspool Political Forum but I believe those days are long behind us.

I hope to meet some of the other folks if we can get a mini bash together down here.

"Tangling" is +EV. Mind Expanding, thought provoking. potentially enlightening to passers-by etc Debate is Positive. Don't know why disagreement, conflict gets perceived as an immediate Negative. Its the opposite.

Spill a Government Secret Now GuvShill, just as a Good Faith gesture on your part and so we can verify you have The Goods.

5teamparlay · May 25, 2016

aceduecetrey said:
I was up in Tampa to check out that TopGolf and I will be back! Place is very cool for someone who use to play golf all the time and hasn't hit the ball in ages!

place is about 10 minutes from my home

ML Dog · May 25, 2016

barman said:
POCROC, I did heed your warnings as to his being a possible narc, but it seems the DEA budget cuts have them using 1970s training manuals.

I figured that out when he leaned across the table and in a whisper asked if I could "score him a lid of the good stuff'

More encouraging was that he did not whip out a Postal Cop badge and fire you into The Hole for 80 years. We are totally not mindful enough here of the fact that the North Carolina Narc ckid dropped Dime on you.

yaw I kno it was prolly a tip like:

"i on the innernet an guy naym bar have pod maild to him."

so totally indecipherable

Enfuego · May 25, 2016

ML Dog said:
"Tangling" is +EV. Mind Expanding, thought provoking. potentially enlightening to passers-by etc Debate is Positive. Don't know why disagreement, conflict gets perceived as an immediate Negative. Its the opposite.

Spill a Government Secret Now GuvShill, just as a Good Faith gesture on your part and so we can verify you have The Goods.

I'm retiring at 44 with full medical benefits for the rest of my life. You can call me whatever you'd like to call me and I'll be just fine with it.

ML Dog · May 25, 2016

Enfuego said:
I'm retiring at 44 with full medical benefits for the rest of my life. You can call me whatever you'd like to call me and I'll be just fine with it.

Wasn't meant insultingly. I know tho:
"How the hell "it wasn't meant" etc. etc."

What type of Job you gonna get when Retirement comes?

Enfuego · May 25, 2016

ML Dog said:
Wasn't meant insultingly. I know tho:
"How the hell "it wasn't meant" etc. etc."

What type of Job you gonna get when Retirement comes?

You didn't insult me at all. When I retire, I'm deploying to couchistan.

In all reality, it depends on how much money my wife will be making at the time. If she's making a lot, maybe I'll just volunteer or something? Haven't really thought about it yet.

barman · May 25, 2016

slapshot said:
MLD Enfuego is to good at this remember how he won't sit at a table and eat by himself and is suspicious of people who

do cause that would be a classic drop site for information to be exchanged

We were on a long bar table with like eight people, but now that you mention it SheBar went to get drinks, my four co-workers headed out and when I turned around ENF had actually shifted to a table w two Unknowns......thought that was mighty friendly....guess he felt shaky by himself with that food in front of him

barman · May 25, 2016

ML Dog said:
Wasn't meant insultingly. I know tho:
"How the hell "it wasn't meant" etc. etc."

What type of Job you gonna get when Retirement comes?

He showed me a pic of his high school senior footballer....dude looked beefy....Enfuego might retire on his NFL signing bonus

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