An elderly couple was having dinner at another couple's house. After their meal, the wives went into the kitchen.
The two elderly gents were talking, and one says, "Last night we went out to a fabulous new restaurant that I'd highly recommend."
The other man says, "What's the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thinks long and hard with a furrowed brow, finally saying, "Uh, what is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?"
His friend replies, "A carnation?"
"No, no. The other one," the man says.
His friend suggests, "The poppy?"
"No, no, no," growls the man. "You know--the one that is red and has thorns."
His friend says, "Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes! Thank you," the first man says. He then turns toward the kitchen and yells, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
Bonus joke
Why you shouldn't be unfaithful
A guy notices a hot chick giving him the eye in the supermarket.
'Do i know you?' he asks.
She says 'Aren't you the dad of one of my kids?'
He thinks back to the only time he's ever been unfaithful & says
'Were you the hooker I banged over the pool table at my buddy's party while your friend spanked me with a piece of wet celery and shoved that massive cucumber up my arse?'
She stares at him & says:
'No. I'm your daughter's teacher'.
The two elderly gents were talking, and one says, "Last night we went out to a fabulous new restaurant that I'd highly recommend."
The other man says, "What's the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thinks long and hard with a furrowed brow, finally saying, "Uh, what is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?"
His friend replies, "A carnation?"
"No, no. The other one," the man says.
His friend suggests, "The poppy?"
"No, no, no," growls the man. "You know--the one that is red and has thorns."
His friend says, "Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes! Thank you," the first man says. He then turns toward the kitchen and yells, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
Bonus joke
Why you shouldn't be unfaithful
A guy notices a hot chick giving him the eye in the supermarket.
'Do i know you?' he asks.
She says 'Aren't you the dad of one of my kids?'
He thinks back to the only time he's ever been unfaithful & says
'Were you the hooker I banged over the pool table at my buddy's party while your friend spanked me with a piece of wet celery and shoved that massive cucumber up my arse?'
She stares at him & says:
'No. I'm your daughter's teacher'.
