I remembered seeing this thread a couple weeks ago, figured i'd contribute to it
i wrote this when the stanley cup finals were goin on, finally got around to recording it on sunday
It's got some gambling in it lol, shout out to the rx!
here's the lyrics
My marriage just went up in flames and ended in divorce
because i don't love my wife as much as i love betting sports //
She said "you spend way to much time on that fuckin message board"
this bitch is fuckin crazy from all the cocaine that she snorts //
She turned into a ****, than she took my ass to court
Took half of what i have and threw my assets out the door //
Tried to hack into my laptop, but my password was secure
her fuckin lawyer wants to know how many bitcoins i have stored //
8K worth safe and sound, on some server wayyy offshore
it pissed her off so much, she smashed it on the fuckin porch //
the keyboard broke into a million pieces , all across the boards
my mother boards on life support, trauma caused, blunt force //
she poured water on the circuit board, to make the circuits short
than shoved a usb cable in my firewire port //
the screen was cracked so bad, it looked like shards of crystal meth
she can throw one hell of a tempertatrium when she gets upset //
pouts if she dont get her way, just like a little kid
BITCH enjoy the single life , and go out with your friends //
find some stranger at the bar thats drunk enough to buy you drinks
than use your buzz as an excuse to go outside and suck his dick //
She took a picture of it , than she sent it in a text
tryin her best to piss me off , expectin me to flip //
i just texted back "BITCH YOU CANT UNSUCK MY DICK "
We hate each others guts so much its more like a relationSHIT //
so i went on craigslist and found a new place to live
moved in the other day , now im just chillin at the crib //
happier than porky pig, in a pile full of shit
huge smile on my face, giant shit eating grin //
hangin wit the fellas, playin poker drinkin gin
blazin so much marijuana , the smoke clouds really thick //
i have to squint, my eyes are chinked, mouth full of cotton like a snake
im so baked, i cooked a loaf of bread in my daughters easy bake /
than i smothered it in butter , and called up butterface
her face is just a 3 , but her body is an 8 //
this or masterbation are my only options mane
i used my imagination, closed my eyes and came //
@ 9 o fuckin clock, i turned on the hockey game
i got $1,000 on the san jose, money line today //
if it goes to overtime, thats just the icing on the cake
kuz i layed another $100 @ +328 //
hockey is the whitest game , african americans dislike
i've been watching it for practically , my whole entire life //
the zamboni driver sweeps in circles , cleaning up the ice
kuz hockey skates have blades attached to them , sharper than a knife //
I have a small complaint , now-a-days they hardly ever fight
all the goons are out of work, in the unemployment line //
for 31 years i've been a flyers fan and I
just hope they win a stanley cup 1 time before i die //
flyers suck, fuckin bums, yeah, i hear it all the time
i read it in the comments haters like to write on fuckin line //
Ill never change my mind, Philly for life , im ride or die
cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye //
my name is davey dips, the rx is my script
H.E. Double Hockey Sticks, all are welcomed in my thread //
ALL THAT SHIT ABOUT MY WIFE , ALL THAT SHIT WAS JUST PRETEND
ITS JUST A REALISTIC STORY THAT I MADE UP IN MY HEAD //
i wrote this when the stanley cup finals were goin on, finally got around to recording it on sunday
It's got some gambling in it lol, shout out to the rx!
here's the lyrics
My marriage just went up in flames and ended in divorce
because i don't love my wife as much as i love betting sports //
She said "you spend way to much time on that fuckin message board"
this bitch is fuckin crazy from all the cocaine that she snorts //
She turned into a ****, than she took my ass to court
Took half of what i have and threw my assets out the door //
Tried to hack into my laptop, but my password was secure
her fuckin lawyer wants to know how many bitcoins i have stored //
8K worth safe and sound, on some server wayyy offshore
it pissed her off so much, she smashed it on the fuckin porch //
the keyboard broke into a million pieces , all across the boards
my mother boards on life support, trauma caused, blunt force //
she poured water on the circuit board, to make the circuits short
than shoved a usb cable in my firewire port //
the screen was cracked so bad, it looked like shards of crystal meth
she can throw one hell of a tempertatrium when she gets upset //
pouts if she dont get her way, just like a little kid
BITCH enjoy the single life , and go out with your friends //
find some stranger at the bar thats drunk enough to buy you drinks
than use your buzz as an excuse to go outside and suck his dick //
She took a picture of it , than she sent it in a text
tryin her best to piss me off , expectin me to flip //
i just texted back "BITCH YOU CANT UNSUCK MY DICK "
We hate each others guts so much its more like a relationSHIT //
so i went on craigslist and found a new place to live
moved in the other day , now im just chillin at the crib //
happier than porky pig, in a pile full of shit
huge smile on my face, giant shit eating grin //
hangin wit the fellas, playin poker drinkin gin
blazin so much marijuana , the smoke clouds really thick //
i have to squint, my eyes are chinked, mouth full of cotton like a snake
im so baked, i cooked a loaf of bread in my daughters easy bake /
than i smothered it in butter , and called up butterface
her face is just a 3 , but her body is an 8 //
this or masterbation are my only options mane
i used my imagination, closed my eyes and came //
@ 9 o fuckin clock, i turned on the hockey game
i got $1,000 on the san jose, money line today //
if it goes to overtime, thats just the icing on the cake
kuz i layed another $100 @ +328 //
hockey is the whitest game , african americans dislike
i've been watching it for practically , my whole entire life //
the zamboni driver sweeps in circles , cleaning up the ice
kuz hockey skates have blades attached to them , sharper than a knife //
I have a small complaint , now-a-days they hardly ever fight
all the goons are out of work, in the unemployment line //
for 31 years i've been a flyers fan and I
just hope they win a stanley cup 1 time before i die //
flyers suck, fuckin bums, yeah, i hear it all the time
i read it in the comments haters like to write on fuckin line //
Ill never change my mind, Philly for life , im ride or die
cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye //
my name is davey dips, the rx is my script
H.E. Double Hockey Sticks, all are welcomed in my thread //
ALL THAT SHIT ABOUT MY WIFE , ALL THAT SHIT WAS JUST PRETEND
ITS JUST A REALISTIC STORY THAT I MADE UP IN MY HEAD //
