oh my god,, my wife bought tickets for US to go see the vagina monologues??? WTF?

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Jesus man, No fkn way do I want to be a part of this bullshit,,, I have no idea what its about but im pretty godam sure half of it is making fun of men, while I sit there like an asshole for 2 fkn hours? with 100 chicks looking at me hating me,,

ugh,,

has anyone been to one of these shows?
 

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look @ your avatar...

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side note..

I bought my wife Rick Springfield tix... (ugh) she's taking her girlfriend

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Take a video of you chanting, "Show your tits, show your tits" at that show and then post it in this thread
 

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lol,,

I was thinking of "Making it Rain" during one of the more serious moments, hahaha


I cant go, i just dont want to go see it, I know its going to be horriffic,, im gonna make her take one of her girlfriends.

 

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Jesus man, No fkn way do I want to be a part of this bullshit,,, I have no idea what its about but im pretty godam sure half of it is making fun of men, while I sit there like an asshole for 2 fkn hours? with 100 chicks looking at me hating me,,

ugh,,

has anyone been to one of these shows?

Can't even believe you are telling people this! Where is your man card? No way go to this crap.
 

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Sooooooo, like Bobby Deniro, I should just laugh loud as Fuk like in Cape Fear? Lol
 

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Take a video of you chanting, "Show your tits, show your tits" at that show and then post it in this thread

This is either the Best Idea Ever or the Worst Idea Ever. No Gray Area, on this suggestion here. I think you should do this which means u should seriously consider not doing this.

If you do do it tho HOLLER "Show Us Your Tits" as LOUD and angry-toned as you can. That'd be Perfect.
 

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Or to quote Winston. U could stand up in your chair and yell "grab her by the p~~~y"
 

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women love that show, my wife went her fiends to see it in Boston years ago
 

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What is it about specifically? How women are better than men and womens lives are so hard?
 

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The Vagina Monologues is made up of a varying number of monologues read by a varying number of women (initially, Eve Ensler performed every monologue herself, with subsequent performances featuring three actresses, and more recent versions featuring a different actress for every role). Each of the monologues deals with an aspect of the feminine experience, touching on matters such as sex, love, rape, menstruation, female genital mutilation, masturbation, birth, orgasm, the various common names for the vagina, or simply as a physical aspect of the body. A recurring theme throughout the piece is the vagina as a tool of female empowerment, and the ultimate embodiment of individuality.

Some monologues include:

I Was Twelve, My Mother Slapped Me: a chorus describing many young women's and girls' first menstrual period.
My Angry Vagina, in which a woman humorously rants about injustices wrought against the vagina, such as tampons, douches, and the tools used by OB/GYNs.
My Vagina Was My Village, a monologue compiled from the testimonies of Bosnian women subjected to rape camps.
The Little Coochie Snorcher That Could, in which a woman recalls memories of traumatic sexual experiences in her childhood and a self-described "positive healing" sexual experience in her adolescent years with an older woman. This particular skit has sparked outrage, numerous controversies and criticisms due to its content, among which the most famous is the Robert Swope controversy (see below). In the original version, she is 13, but later versions changed her age to 16. It also originally included the line, "If it was rape, it was a good rape", which was removed from later versions.
Reclaiming ****, a piece narrated by a woman who illustrates that the word "****" itself is a lovely word despite its disconcerting connotations.
The Woman Who Loved to Make Vaginas Happy, in which a sex worker for women discusses the intriguing details of her career and her love of giving women pleasure. In several performances it often comes at the end of the play, literally climaxing with a vocal demonstration of a "triple orgasm".
Because He Liked to Look At It, in which a woman describes how she had thought her vagina was ugly and had been embarrassed to even think about it, but changed her mind because of a sexual experience with a man named Bob who liked to spend hours looking at it.
I Was There in the Room, a monologue in which Eve Ensler describes the birth of her granddaughter.

Every year a new monologue is added to highlight a current issue affecting women around the world. Every V-Day thousands of local benefit productions are staged to raise funds for local groups, shelters, and crisis centers working to end violence against women. In 2003, for example, Ensler wrote a new monologue about the plight of women in Afghanistan under Taliban rule. This monologue is known as "Under the Burqa".
 

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What is it about specifically? How women are better than men and womens lives are so hard?

I think it's supposed to be funny, of course some of the best comedy is about real life experiences and situations

like kids
 

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my wife went a few years ago with some female co-workers.
she said it was 90% female and of the men she said
about half of the men read positive on hey gaydar
(gay radar) internal app. of the remaining males, they
were with their dates or wives and many did NOT
look happy. the gay men did seem to enjoy the show more.
so if you go and like the show, then you should be
afraid, be very afraid.
 

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you should thank your wife by buying her a gift card for the oriental health spa located next to the truck stop.
 

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The Vagina Monologues is made up of a varying number of monologues read by a varying number of women

UGGGGGGGGHHHHH

UggghhhGod thats all I needed to read of that.



You have to get out of this Tate.


Some Way.
 

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