Comedian Artie Lange arrested for cocaine, heroin possession

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Comedian Artie Lange was arrested earlier this week in New Jersey for possession of heroin, cocaine and drug paraphernalia, according to reports.

Artie actually reported the news himself, without getting into the details.


"Hey guys. I was arrested. I'm doing great. Physically too! I'm in St. Louis & will be on stage this weekend at The Funnybone! Love u all!..," he tweeted on March 17.

Artie Lange @artiequitter
Hey guys. I was arrested. I'm doing great. Physically too! I'm in St. Louis & will be on stage this weekend at The Funnybone! Love u all!..
<time class="dt-updated" datetime="2017-03-17T18:52:33+0000" pubdate="" title="Time posted: 17 Mar 2017, 18:52:33 (UTC)">2:52 PM - 17 Mar 2017</time>

Artie was reportedly in a parking garage in Hoboken, New Jersey and he allegedly had drugs on his person and in his car.


A spokesman for the Hoboken Police Department told the Hudson Reporter on March 17, "Officers responded to the area of 14th Street and Shipyard Lane [where Lange lives] on a report of someone attempting to enter a vehicle that was parked inside the garage. Officer Zeszotarski was able to observe what appeared to be suspected heroin and cocaine inside the vehicle. A male later identified as the defendant approached the officers and confirmed it was his vehicle....A search of his person also revealed several more bags of suspected heroin along with cocaine."


Artie, a star of "The Howard Stern Show," was released from jail.


Artie has a long history of drug abuse and has spoken openly about it in the past.


After his arrest, he praised the local police for their professionalism.


On Twitter, Artie wrote, "FYI The Hoboken Cops treated me so great. Great people. Professional. I thank them for that Now a lawyer tells me what to do!"

Artie Lange @artiequitter
Hey guys. I was arrested. I'm doing great. Physically too! I'm in St. Louis & will be on stage this weekend at The Funnybone! Love u all!..

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Artie Lange @artiequitter

FYI The Hoboken Cops treated me so great. Great people. Professional. I thank them for that Now a lawyer tells me what to do!
<time class="dt-updated" datetime="2017-03-17T18:55:14+0000" pubdate="" title="Time posted: 17 Mar 2017, 18:55:14 (UTC)">2:55 PM - 17 Mar 2017</time>





Artie Lange @artiequitter I wish I could tell u how my story ends. I hope it's being old & smiling cuz of unique memories. But I'm such a flawed person guys. Tryin!
<time class="dt-updated" datetime="2017-03-17T19:02:08+0000" pubdate="" title="Time posted: 17 Mar 2017, 19:02:08 (UTC)">3:02 PM - 17 Mar 2017</time>

He then added, "I wish I could tell u how my story ends. I hope it's being old & smiling cuz of unique memories. But I'm such a flawed person guys. Tryin!"
 

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Gets the best job in the world, and screws it up and then goes after the guy that gotten the job. Just go away.
 

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Cocaine is common, almost socially acceptable, but heroin is a serious problem.
 

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Just not a very nice human from what I know about him (i thought OJ was a good human so you never know). Probably makes a small living as he did have work before stern and is legitimately funny, but he was given thw opportunity of a lifetime and now he shits on Howard whenever he can. Hard to respect that.

Don't wish death on him but if he doesn't gwt hwlp soon, he won't be around much longer
 

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Artie's right tho, Howard is a sell-out.
 

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Artie's right tho, Howard is a sell-out.

I thought Artie was worst years of Howard's show. Artie just isn't that funny to me. Jackie way better and now show is better without Artie In my opinion
 

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i never liked artie.. can't watch his stand up.. beer league is one of the very worst movies I've ever seen.. he's a washed up dago.. hit the showers bum
 

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and CC. OJ is a great guy , not was.. you weren't wrong about that.. thank god he'll be home soon and the tv production companies are spending top dollar on whores blowing his manager as we speak to try be the producers of his show.. i hardly think they'd be doing that for someone who is not a great guy CC
 

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...-reveals-busted-nose-punched-face-bookie.html

[h=1]Cocaine addict Artie Lange reveals his busted nose is partially due to being punched in the face during a kidnap when he failed to pay a bookie $62,000 last year[/h][FONT=&quot]By Dailymail.com Reporter23:22 28 Jan 2019, updated 07:42 29 Jan 2019[/FONT]
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They didnt hide nor address it on the last episode of Crashing he was on.

Also, why whouldnt he pay to have it fixed? Is it a time thing, a money thing, a personal reminder to help him live life better???
 

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