The sweet stink of Week 1

Michelangelo · Sep 10, 2017

For opening week I'm going with the teams who the pundits would have us believe have lost before they get to kickoff. Teams don't lose before the game.

The dissed list:

Buff -7' -100 (vs NYJ)
The money is pouring in on the Jets. You think Buffalo notices that?

The Dissed Doggies:

Wash +1 -108 (vs Philly)
Divisional Home Dog. Redskins are a mess. No wide receivers. Cousins sucks. Rob Kelly ain't much. Daniel Snyder is a hater who refuses to change the team name to Obama's Rainbows.

Detroit +2' -104 (vs Azo)
The mighty Desert Birds are coming to the Automotive City, err what's left of it. Nobody likes Detroit. I think the Birdies get mugged.

Chicago +6' (vs Atl)
The Bears? They suck. Atlanta won the Super Bowl last year. Well. almost. Just go back into hibernation, Bears.

Cleveland +9' -100 (vs Pit)
Big Ben. Antonio Brown. Ne Veon Bell. Nobody can beat those guys. Especially the shit Brownies.

San Fran +4' -103 (vs Car)
The Gay Bay ain't got a chance against those southern Wildcats. Grrrrr. Oooooo swishy.

And the Roadie without a QB.

Indy +3' -105 (@ LAR)
Scott Tolzien sucks polziens. Maybe. But there's 52 other guys who have his back.

Buona Fortuna

chonce · Sep 10, 2017

That reverse line movement w/ San Fran seems awfully brazen.

It is tempting (and horrifying all at once).

Serbone · Sep 10, 2017

Good luck.

Every year when the first day games are over it seems a lot of the "junk" covers... miserable, ugly dogs that seemed to be headed for a bad day.

How about Jax + 5? Jax is a good ugly dog today, too.

ML Dog · Sep 10, 2017

The Best, My Brother. :toast:

This was the Greatest Game....earth ever knew.

Catch Replay of Boise at Washington State, fantastic. Iowa at Iowa State, OK at "the" Ohio State. All Fantastic Watches.

You may be able to locate them via some Deep thing, on your Cable TV....

My Lord :toast:

ML Dog · Sep 10, 2017

chonce said:
That reverse line movement w/ San Fran seems awfully brazen.

It is tempting (and horrifying all at once).

Palo Alto gots So Much Hope, and even More MONEY

to just TOSS against The Wall.

RLM Bay Area is a Whole New Beast. That across the board: Sharps can't make yet sense of, may never.

some interesting stuff though, for sure.

Michelangelo · Sep 10, 2017

chonce, I'll take me a little Carlos Hyde, right; Carlos Hyde left; Carlos Hyde over the middle. GL.

Serbone, servin' Jax up as the mudpie cherry. You smelled the stink. GL.

Dog, Wishin' you the bestest 'cause you are the bestest.

Add two more cherries on top of the mudpie:

Oak +2' +100 (@ Tenny)
Which team was 7-1 SU and ATS on the road last year? And which team beat Tenny in Tenny the last two years? Yep. The Draiders.

Jax +5 -108 (@ Hou)
'Cause they suck, suck, suck.

spiderwebb1983 · Sep 10, 2017

good luck michelangelo, have a great season

Michelangelo · Sep 10, 2017

Thanks spider. You as well, bro.

ML Dog · Sep 10, 2017

Michelangelo said:
Carlos Hyde, right; Carlos Hyde left; Carlos Hyde over the middle.

we hungry

Michelangelo · Sep 10, 2017

OK Dog. Whatever those shivering girls are saying is OK with me. Think it's something like they like dog meat too. The ugly unwashed dogs took a bite this afternoon.

Michelangelo · Sep 10, 2017

Add:

NY G +6 -108 (@ Dullass)

ROCCO V · Sep 10, 2017

just a bunch of bad teams. I'm particulary pissed I trusted the Titans. Their brand of football is shit.

ML Dog · Sep 10, 2017

Michelangelo said:
OK Dog. Whatever those shivering girls are saying is OK with me. Think it's something like they like dog meat too. The ugly unwashed dogs took a bite this afternoon.

design of Money Management, Brother. Altar We bow down at.

Sixteen More.

Weeks.:toast:

You Roll.

ML Dog · Sep 10, 2017

ROCCO V said:
just a bunch of bad teams. I'm particulary pissed I trusted the Titans. Their brand of football is shit.

That O Line vs.

Raiders

Utah (College) also molded from that same Vagina Mold.

Michelangelo · Sep 11, 2017

Add a couple of Stinky favorites on Monday:

Minny -3 -118 (vs N'Awlins)
Denver -3 +107 (vs SDo)

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