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    Quote Originally Posted by UnderSiege View Post
    I silenced you for weeks, I dominated for so long that you disappeared. What does that say about you and the fact that you are even here right now trying to step to me?
    Maybe he was on a cruise while you were refreshing for weeks seeing if anyone paid attention to you.
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    Still not sure what you contribute here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stock07 View Post
    Maybe he was on a cruise while you were refreshing for weeks seeing if anyone paid attention to you.
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    How much did you lose? Glad I didnt bet it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunshine11 View Post
    How much did you lose? Glad I didnt bet it.
    You kidding I dont bet on that garbage?
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnderSiege View Post
    Still not sure what you contribute here?
    Lmfao. All the shit you bring isn’t worth it. You’re a decent capper at best. But you bring a ton of negativity and beef with you. Trying to fight everyone to gain a name for yourself. That’s not the way. Still you will never duplicate or match what I have shared at this forum regardless if you didn’t bring negativity and beef. But you simply do not contribute anything that’s worth it. The negativity and problems you inflict overwhelms your shoddy capping skills.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mobdeeper7239 View Post
    Still you will never duplicate or match what I have shared at this forum
    Off the top of my head, I don't recall anything earthshattering that you have shared. Got a top 10 to refresh me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheddar View Post
    Off the top of my head, I don't recall anything earthshattering that you have shared. Got a top 10 to refresh me?
    LMAO in this guys own sad world he thinks he has done something around here. While posting zero picks. Its delusional.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnderSiege View Post
    LMAO in this guys own sad world he thinks he has done something around here. While posting zero picks. Its delusional.

    Are you really that mentally challenged to not realize you have been here for not even a YEAR bahahahahhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaahahahahhahahahhahaaahahhahahahahahahhahabahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahhahahahah and I have been here 11 years bahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

    11 years to not even 1 year. So tell us again what you said....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheddar View Post
    Off the top of my head, I don't recall anything earthshattering that you have shared. Got a top 10 to refresh me?

    I have ave been here 11 fucking years bruh compared to not even 1 full year from this disgraceful piece of carrot shit. 11 to not even 1. Lmaooooooooo. My place is cemented in history. I don’t even have to post another play again and I’m still a legend that’s just fact with what I know and what I’ve shared.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mobdeeper7239 View Post
    I have ave been here 11 fucking years bruh compared to not even 1 full year from this disgraceful piece of carrot shit. 11 to not even 1. Lmaooooooooo. My place is cemented in history. I donít even have to post another play again and Iím still a legend thatís just fact with what I know and what Iíve shared.
    Hahahaha yea you got one thing right, your reputation as a racist retard is definitely cemented in history. You and Tmader should start hanging out together. He call tell you how much money he has and you can tell him what a legend you are LMAO legend my fuckng ass!
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    A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
    The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"
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    Q: What has more lives than a cat?
    A: A frog -- it croaks every night.
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    lol
    not mine but I liked it:
    A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness."The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you."
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    A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness."The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you."The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
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    Me to is getting so bad that Caityln Jenner is reporting that Bruce touched her for years
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    The Lone Ranger

    The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.

    The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"

    The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."

    The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.

    As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?"

    The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde.

    She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. "What is your last request?"

    The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse one more time,...but .alone."

    The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,

    "Listen

    very

    carefully .......

    for

    the

    last

    time .......

    I said.....

    "BRING POSSE"
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