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  1. #1 Post your funniest jokes in this thread! 
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    I'll start with some good jokes

    What did the chicken say to the dog? Nothing, it was too chicken
    Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was chicken out some girls
    Knock knock. Whose there? Boo. Boo hoo. Why are you crying

    Post some of your funniest jokes
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    Knock knock. Whos there? Who's a joke of a dumb fuck , you are
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    Jesus fuck who is the new arse!
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    knock knock

    who is there?

    nine eleven

    9 11 who?

    I thought you said you would never forget
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    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Moose
    Moose who?
    Mickey Moose
    I would rather have a daughter working in a cathouse than have a son playing for the Yankees.
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    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Duke
    Duke who?
    Donald Duke
    I would rather have a daughter working in a cathouse than have a son playing for the Yankees.
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    These are terrible
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    one girl said to the other
    how was your vacation
    great she said i slept with a Brazilian
    the other replied you slut you how many is that
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    just a laughing gull

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    There was this cool guy named vitterd....
    KNOCKOUT KING
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    A pedophile takes a little boy into the cold, foggy, dark woods.
    The little boy looks at the pedophile and says "I'm scared!"
    The pedophile looks at the little boy and says "You're scared?? I have to walk out of here alone".
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    My buddy told me he had a threesome with his girlfriend and her twin.
    I asked him how was able to tell them apart?
    He said her twin brother has a mustache.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sniperpicks View Post
    knock knock

    who is there?

    nine eleven

    9 11 who?

    I thought you said you would never forget
    Pretty funny...
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    2 Irishmen walk out of a bar
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    As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB.
    I was quite embarrassed when performing female
    pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment
    I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
    The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst
    out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and
    sheepishly said. . .I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?'
    She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard . . . 'No doctor but the song you were whistling was . . .
    'I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Wiener.'

    Dr. wouldn't submit his name...
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarjosh View Post
    2 Irishmen walk out of a bar
    total myth
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    Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
    Answer: Princess Diana's death.

    Question: How come?
    Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.
    This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....That, my friend, is Globalization.
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