I made a million in the market yesterday and was so excited I went for a bike ride to Florida and back. After a quick shower I boarded my private jet, stocked with 400 yr. Old McCallan, flew to Tokoyo to watch Monday night football. While over there I cashed out another million in the Japanese market. A little tired I instructed my personal pilot, who I pay 500k a year, to fly me home, so I could congratulate the Panthers on a nice home win. What a day Men!
~T~