Dudes,
So vacation has cum, but not necessarily gone, enjoying my final day with the gridiron and day old pizza. I had a blast, and shot some blasts, and made a couple new friends, Elina and Catherine if they're reading my shit. Not going to get into shaven or landing strip details like I sometimes do, but if Old McDonald had a drunken fucked up farm, I was the guy on the John Deere tractor plowing the fields with a constant bud light bottle within arms reach. I'm sure you cats know what I'm talking about.
So it's nice to be back, and I trust last week most of you drank from the golden slipper instead of the odds makers cyanide Kool-Aid.
Instead, a recap of the seasons shit.
Congrats to the...
Steelers for a great 8-2 start, but I cant stand those fuckers for their National Anthem protests.
Eagles for a great 8-1 start, I'll admit, didn't see that one cumming like a Peter North scene.
Saints for actually having a defense (so far).
Rams for putting Los Angeles back on the map in the NFL
Jaguars for hopefully turning the corner and putting a product out there for the people of Jacksonville. Really impressed by this team.
Now, the teams that need Viagra and fluff chicks to get it up....
Giants...what the fuck happened here? Can my loyal fans in the Big Apple say bring back Tom Coughlin?
Browns...no surprise here, but a great sports town, and the fans deserve sooooooo much more. Think of this, last year the hiring of former Bengals offensive coordinator Hue Jackson obviously made both Cincinnati and Cleveland worse on paper record wise. Funny how 1 guy can make both Ohio teams worse though. Good thing they have the Buckeyes in college.
On With the Show...
8 units Denver Broncos -2.5 (Leg Spreader Play of the Week)
6 units Chicago Bears +3
4 units Miami Dolphins +1.5
3 units Baltimore Ravens -2.5
2 units Buffalo Bills +7
2 units Dallas Cowboys +6
1 unit Washington/New Orleans under 53
1 unit Minnesota Vikings -1
Side note...I really liked the Vikings as my game of the year, FYI they have only 1 of the 5 defenses so far holding opposition to under 300 yards a game. I get wood seeing small home chalks like this favored over high flying offenses, but subsequently chose to pass on this one in this fashion opting for a better selection for later. Guys, sometimes the best looking chick that night on the surface may not give the best head later, so patience is a virtue. Still a small play for me though as it's not a crime to sample the goods.
Also, if the Broncos and Bengals would've had better records, this would've been a more viable option for us. However, this season they've consistently shown signs of yeast infections, just shit we all try to avoid in the moment. Such is life and the status quo.
In every case...
As always my fellow providers of the teste tonic for the thirsty chicks in this great nation, keep it crispy,
Best of Luck,
Eddie Rebel
So vacation has cum, but not necessarily gone, enjoying my final day with the gridiron and day old pizza. I had a blast, and shot some blasts, and made a couple new friends, Elina and Catherine if they're reading my shit. Not going to get into shaven or landing strip details like I sometimes do, but if Old McDonald had a drunken fucked up farm, I was the guy on the John Deere tractor plowing the fields with a constant bud light bottle within arms reach. I'm sure you cats know what I'm talking about.
So it's nice to be back, and I trust last week most of you drank from the golden slipper instead of the odds makers cyanide Kool-Aid.
Instead, a recap of the seasons shit.
Congrats to the...
Steelers for a great 8-2 start, but I cant stand those fuckers for their National Anthem protests.
Eagles for a great 8-1 start, I'll admit, didn't see that one cumming like a Peter North scene.
Saints for actually having a defense (so far).
Rams for putting Los Angeles back on the map in the NFL
Jaguars for hopefully turning the corner and putting a product out there for the people of Jacksonville. Really impressed by this team.
Now, the teams that need Viagra and fluff chicks to get it up....
Giants...what the fuck happened here? Can my loyal fans in the Big Apple say bring back Tom Coughlin?
Browns...no surprise here, but a great sports town, and the fans deserve sooooooo much more. Think of this, last year the hiring of former Bengals offensive coordinator Hue Jackson obviously made both Cincinnati and Cleveland worse on paper record wise. Funny how 1 guy can make both Ohio teams worse though. Good thing they have the Buckeyes in college.
On With the Show...
8 units Denver Broncos -2.5 (Leg Spreader Play of the Week)
6 units Chicago Bears +3
4 units Miami Dolphins +1.5
3 units Baltimore Ravens -2.5
2 units Buffalo Bills +7
2 units Dallas Cowboys +6
1 unit Washington/New Orleans under 53
1 unit Minnesota Vikings -1
Side note...I really liked the Vikings as my game of the year, FYI they have only 1 of the 5 defenses so far holding opposition to under 300 yards a game. I get wood seeing small home chalks like this favored over high flying offenses, but subsequently chose to pass on this one in this fashion opting for a better selection for later. Guys, sometimes the best looking chick that night on the surface may not give the best head later, so patience is a virtue. Still a small play for me though as it's not a crime to sample the goods.
Also, if the Broncos and Bengals would've had better records, this would've been a more viable option for us. However, this season they've consistently shown signs of yeast infections, just shit we all try to avoid in the moment. Such is life and the status quo.
In every case...
As always my fellow providers of the teste tonic for the thirsty chicks in this great nation, keep it crispy,
Best of Luck,
Eddie Rebel
