Well I would assume Santa is a Republican.
He uses his own time, money and resources to give to those in need who deserve it....
If he was a Democrat, he would be forcing everyone to give their hard work, time and money to him to distribute it to everyone, wihtout any sort of check, even to those who are abusing the "Christmas" system.
Santa Claus accused of sexual harassment for having girls sit on his lap and asking them if they are naughty
good point, fucking idiots will say "he's implying he likes naughty girls", and then the hoard chimes in
democrats heading to the polls
no worries, they have all day to vote
Love it
