Unique Christmas gifts to give

CarolinaKid

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• Dec 20, 2017

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i will start with 2................... 1 .Boob job for a friend or your wife...2 Face lift to get everything in place nice for yourself of wife

 

pathologist

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What an idiot, please guys tell your wife she needs a boob job or a face lift. That will go over well

 

CarolinaKid

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so you never had a girl ask you to buy her a boob job

 

HarryCaray

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CarolinaKid said:

so you never had a girl ask you to buy her a boob job

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Hahahaha wtf

 

carlspackler

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English lessons.

 

michael777

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I paid $5,000 about 30 years ago for my girlfriends boob job,broke up with her soon after,never even got to play with them ;+)-

 

CarolinaKid

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ok guys i just added 2, how about adding some of yours

 

Enfuego

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It just gets dumber and dumber.

 

Mr_Mark

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my cousin bought me a stun gun and part of the present was I got to stun him

 

RunMaker

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ha ha.

face lift for the wife.... I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!



Hey, honey, what you want for Xmas?

-- Oh, I don't know, Sara has all the best things down the street, the latest makeup, the best shoes.. I need....

THAT'S IT, HONEY!!! I got it! How about you get a fucking face lift??!!!!!



I'm going to try this and that's no fucking joke. Ha ha. This is fucking great!!!

 

GoBlue34

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And CK is "happy" to be single and not by choice. You seem like a nice guy CK but damn you are weird. Like creepy going to kill someone someday weird...

 

Ekkyjaja

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michael777 said:

I paid $5,000 about 30 years ago for my girlfriends boob job,broke up with her soon after,never even got to play with them ;+)-

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You had me dying with that emoji at the end lol. I would be furious man! Well you made the next SOB a happy camper lol, good karma will come back @)

 

StevieRay

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Enfuego said:

It just gets dumber and dumber.

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CK has to be one of those great friends that gets a BJ for Christmas and passes it along to his next friend