Twas the Night Before Christmas.....

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"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Forum
not a capper was stirring, and there wasn't a quorum
The computer was set by the chimney with care,
in hopes that the Moderator soon would be there.

The cappers were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of last second covers danced in their heads.
And touts in their skirts, and I in my cap,
had just settled our brains for a bowl seasons nap.

When the computer blinked there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the keyboard I went in a hurry,
logged onto the Prescription and started to worry.

I dusted off my monitor and wiped sleep from my eyes,
when the screen became brightened oh what a surprise,
when, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a newcomers post with his play of the year.

Now being a Prescription veteran, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be a gimmick.
Who is this new poster and what is his game,
I needed some quick answers so I called you by name:

Now Sphincter, Now Bloated Liver,
Now Big Daddy Nole,
Now Winkyduck, Now Gofrogs,
Now Gambling Fool

Log onto this site, click on this guy's post
Do you like his selection, do you think it will coast?

We scratched our heads and wondered who this could be,
His play made no sense it was easy to see.
Where did he come from and why was he here
could this guy be for real, it doesn't appear.

He touted this pick as his 10,000 star
the more he continued, the more bizarre.
No stats to back up, no trends to tell,
he just said go big and dig deep in our well.

Now most of us have been around here long enough,
To not believe in that 10,000 star stuff.
But something about this guy made me feel
He's definitely different, I think he's for real.

"Take the North Pole Reindeer" he said they were stacked
Some kid named Rudolph is their fine quarterback.
They'll pound the South Pole Elves, you must listen to me,
It won't be close, their tallest player is
3 foot 3.

So I played the game and listened to his jingle.
this new poster guy whose ID was KKringle.
I followed the game and Rudolph played great,
they crushed the Elves who didn't score until late.

After the game I sent hime a post,
"Hey KKringle, you were right, it wasn't even close!"
I waited for a response, wanted to talk about the win,
Nary a word from him until just after ten.

"I'm glad it came through and my big play won,
but I really can't talk now, I've got to run.
Got a big night ahead and I must log off this site,
but Merry Christmas to all and to all a Goodnight!".

Merry Christmas!
The Poet

Fresno Over 49
TCU -2.5
Georgia -2
 

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when, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a newcomers post with his play of the year.


Wonderful.
 

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The Poet: Awesome. Most entertaining. A little disappointed my site didn't have the game listed. Merry Xmas and best of luck.
 

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Merry Christmas to you but as of right now I see 51 for the Fresno game.
 

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Very Merry Xmas to you Poet! That is great work....Good Luck Bro.
 

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