Dudes,
Seems like my track record units wise in the extra season is good, hitting my top 3 plays posted on the days respectively. So thanks to the Patriots for keeping the shit thumping last night for me.
Once upon a time ago, this cute, waif brunette that I knew ventured into the classy realm of pole dancing to make ends meet. We were friends beforehand, but then came closer friends after I visited her and saw her flesh barrels banging. Never wanting to settle down, especially after inspecting her clamshells, her frustration made her vanish...
But guess what, she came back...and tried again in a more oral approach. While I happily obliged her some nut butter, settling down with just 1 chick was always fucking disgusting to me. So she disappeared again.
Now I know what you fuckers are thinking...what does my black book have to do with the NFL today? The answer is everything.
Both matchups today are theoretically rematches from earlier this year. First, Jacksonville utterly embarrassed the Steelers by running balls deep down their throats amassing over 200 yards. Also, the Jaguars defense forced 5 Steelers turnovers. It nearly appeared the Browns were wearing the black and gold that day, but it was the Steelers worst performance since that douchebag Justin Bieber hit the stage to lip synch his latest concert and provide arguably the greatest karaoke show of all time. Fear not Steeler nation, the Steelers get revenge today.
To quote a much better musician in Marilyn Manson, "Hold the 'S' because I am an ain't..." from one of my favorites (S)aint. So the Vikings got the Years first nod by doing exactly what the Jaguars did, running and great defense. Here's the shit for me, the Saints love Brees slinging the pig, and the Vikings have the number 1 defense in all the land giving up less than 200 a game in the air. The Saints are reminiscent of the pole dancer that came, went, and swallowed before coming and going again. The Vikings remind me of me, purple heads that need to spit because we're winners.
Im fucking around today a bit since I'm up a bit and I'm already drinking, so,
On with the shit...
7 units Pittsburgh Steelers -7 (Leg Spreader Play of the Week)
4 units New Orleans/Minnesota under 46.5
2 units Minnesota Bikings -5
2 units Jacksonville/Pittsburgh over 41
As always my fellow strip club kings of the oblivion, keep it crispy,
Best of Luck,
Eddie Rebel
Seems like my track record units wise in the extra season is good, hitting my top 3 plays posted on the days respectively. So thanks to the Patriots for keeping the shit thumping last night for me.
Once upon a time ago, this cute, waif brunette that I knew ventured into the classy realm of pole dancing to make ends meet. We were friends beforehand, but then came closer friends after I visited her and saw her flesh barrels banging. Never wanting to settle down, especially after inspecting her clamshells, her frustration made her vanish...
But guess what, she came back...and tried again in a more oral approach. While I happily obliged her some nut butter, settling down with just 1 chick was always fucking disgusting to me. So she disappeared again.
Now I know what you fuckers are thinking...what does my black book have to do with the NFL today? The answer is everything.
Both matchups today are theoretically rematches from earlier this year. First, Jacksonville utterly embarrassed the Steelers by running balls deep down their throats amassing over 200 yards. Also, the Jaguars defense forced 5 Steelers turnovers. It nearly appeared the Browns were wearing the black and gold that day, but it was the Steelers worst performance since that douchebag Justin Bieber hit the stage to lip synch his latest concert and provide arguably the greatest karaoke show of all time. Fear not Steeler nation, the Steelers get revenge today.
To quote a much better musician in Marilyn Manson, "Hold the 'S' because I am an ain't..." from one of my favorites (S)aint. So the Vikings got the Years first nod by doing exactly what the Jaguars did, running and great defense. Here's the shit for me, the Saints love Brees slinging the pig, and the Vikings have the number 1 defense in all the land giving up less than 200 a game in the air. The Saints are reminiscent of the pole dancer that came, went, and swallowed before coming and going again. The Vikings remind me of me, purple heads that need to spit because we're winners.
Im fucking around today a bit since I'm up a bit and I'm already drinking, so,
On with the shit...
7 units Pittsburgh Steelers -7 (Leg Spreader Play of the Week)
4 units New Orleans/Minnesota under 46.5
2 units Minnesota Bikings -5
2 units Jacksonville/Pittsburgh over 41
As always my fellow strip club kings of the oblivion, keep it crispy,
Best of Luck,
Eddie Rebel
