So, how do you tell your new girl.....

bigbet1234 · Jan 17, 2018

So, started dating this hot yoga instructor. So far, so good, it her than at times she smells, well, a bit ripe at times.

How do you mention this and feel comfortable about it? Lol

niltes · Jan 17, 2018

by text message.

HarryCaray · Jan 17, 2018

I've run into this. You're fucked. If you bring it up, regardless of how, she will be completely mortified and forever self-conscious about it. If you don't, you have to deal with a stinky puss. Rock and hard place.

I suppose you could leave a douche in her bathroom and see if she catches the hint, but that's a real hail mary.

slapshot · Jan 17, 2018

shower together :think2:

bigbet1234 · Jan 17, 2018

She's a real firecracker. Lol. It's a damn shame. How can't a chick know? Lol

HarryCaray · Jan 17, 2018

bigbet1234 said:
She's a real firecracker. Lol. It's a damn shame. How can't a chick know? Lol

Yeah I've wondered the same thing. It's likely to be more related to her diet than her cleanliness. Maybe you can steer her towards some subtle changes that might help.

bigbet1234 · Jan 17, 2018

She's a vegan, I didn't want to say that word here. Lol

StevieRay · Jan 17, 2018

She just dont know. I don’t get it. I had to roll the windows down one night banging this hot chick in the car. Same girl I banged early one night at my house and my buddies came over after she left to hit the bars and one literally ran out of the room gaging about to throw up

slapshot · Jan 17, 2018

if she can read English you're toast

bigbet1234 · Jan 17, 2018

slapshot said:
shower together :think2:

Maybe, lol. The first few times, it was fine. Our first night we went at it for 3 hours, no smell. Just recently, I'm almost afraid to initiate any more, the last time it smelled like road kill.

I was like DAMN! But I took one for the team. Lol

bigbet1234 · Jan 17, 2018

StevieRay said:
She just dont know. I don’t get it. I had to roll the windows down one night banging this hot chick in the car. Same girl I banged early one night at my house and my buddies came over after she left to hit the bars and one literally ran out of the room gaging about to throw up

You're a braver guy than me! Lol

HarryCaray · Jan 17, 2018

bigbet1234 said:
She's a vegan, I didn't want to say that word here. Lol

Yoga instructor and eats well...stankpuss is a surprise here.

bigbet1234 · Jan 17, 2018

HarryCaray said:
Yoga instructor and eats well...stankpuss is a surprise here.

She loves to swallow also. Lol. Surely she has to smell the stank when I put it in her mouth. Lol. She's a trooper. Haha

skins85 · Jan 17, 2018

bigbet1234 said:
She loves to swallow also. Lol. Surely she has to smell the stank when I put it in her mouth. Lol. She's a trooper. Haha

she is a keeper....yoga instructor, eats well, hot body and swallows.....cant have it all man

bigbet1234 · Jan 17, 2018

skins85 said:
she is a keeper....yoga instructor, eats well, hot body and swallows.....cant have it all man

There's more positives to her, but can't put any more out. Lol. I have to fix this. I heard pineapple is good for it, I'm gonna feed her, IR juice her 3 a day

skins85 · Jan 17, 2018

bigbet1234 said:
There's more positives to her, but can't put any more out. Lol. I have to fix this. I heard pineapple is good for it, I'm gonna feed her, IR juice her 3 a day

if she is licking your ass too i have zero sympathy for you man...lol

slapshot · Jan 17, 2018

she's gotta be like I'm a freak in the sack and still can't keep a guy

how long did her last guy stay around

bigbet1234 · Jan 17, 2018

slapshot said:
she's gotta be like I'm a freak in the sack and still can't keep a guy

how long did her last guy stay around

She's beyond a freak. She was married 20 years. Lol

bigbet1234 · Jan 17, 2018

Hands down, best BJ ever! Lol

bigbet1234 · Jan 17, 2018

She's a little clingy, but a really nice chick. And smart as they come, entrepreneur

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