Dudes,
Just when you think you've brought home the prize of the night from the local club after a self-induced alcohol binge from the previous night, the reality from your stupor is far different as the not-so-hot flakes elevator doesn't even go to the top floor. But what entertainment it was at the time, right? So we've all been there, which is why I use the name "Elvis" when I'm out macking.
And so it was with the Saints and Vikings last week. And much like a "who done it" flick and you think you have it all figured out, BAM! just the opposite happens.
Speaking of bullshit, that salsa tart, Selena Gomez is back with the worlds greatest singing magician, Justin Bieber. Bieber is a fucking disgrace as an artist and nothing more than an idiotic puppet for others looking to make a quick buck. I can go on and on about him, and I have in the past, but the emphasis in my rant is on Gomez as neither of her oars are in the common sense waters surrounding Justin. What a shame too because she'd look much better a chick on anyone of our dicksticks.
Second to my final years post, so here goes...
Firstly, on the hairy twat sandwich, What's fucked up here is the Vikings/Eagles tilt. On the surface, the number 1 seed catching points at home seems like a no-brainer or a trap. Next thing up here are the Vikings playing outdoors. So roll it all up, get your bic lighter out and toke away and the end result of the shit is the number 1 seed at home as a pup playing against a team that's played over half their games indoors. Also Ripped gunslinger Foles is not a Tony Banks or a Bubby Brister bench player, he could be a starter on most other teams. Now, onto the shaved, less stench worthy twat sandwich, are the Vikings a team of destiny after that shit they pulled off last week?
So in other words, this line is either a trap or it's an easy play on the Eagles. This is no disrespect to the Vikings, but I actually had just the opposite on The Meat Vendor database, the Eagles as the 3 point chalk.
On with the shit...
10 units Jacksonville/New England under 46 (Leg Spreader Play of the Week and playoff game of the year)
3 units New England Patriots -7.5
1 unit Minnesota/Philadelphia under 38
So here's my shit...
The Jaguars ass fucked the Steelers last week for the 2nd time in Heinz Field this season pasting Shittsburghs sorry asses with 45 points last week while Brady and Co. once were professionals simply taking care of business again, just another day on the porn shoot for them putting up 35. No replicas of this happening today in Foxboro.
Now, Jacksonville also falls into the similar system the Tits fell into last week, winning a road playoff game on the road as a 7 point or more underdog. Coincidentally, Tennessee and now Jacksonville's season will end at the hands of the Patriots. I don't see this as a blowjob blowout that New England has been giving their opponents at home. By the way, how many games in a row have the Patriots won at home by double digits now? But I do see this as a front door cover late in the game by New England. Let's just say a late 17-14 Patriots lead with a Bronk catch in the end zone with a couple minutes to play.
On the the lighter side, congratulations to the Jaguars for a great season, who would've thought they'd be where they're at today, 4 months ago?
As always my fellow penis colada shakers, keep it crispy,
Best of Luck,
Eddie Rebel
Just when you think you've brought home the prize of the night from the local club after a self-induced alcohol binge from the previous night, the reality from your stupor is far different as the not-so-hot flakes elevator doesn't even go to the top floor. But what entertainment it was at the time, right? So we've all been there, which is why I use the name "Elvis" when I'm out macking.
And so it was with the Saints and Vikings last week. And much like a "who done it" flick and you think you have it all figured out, BAM! just the opposite happens.
Speaking of bullshit, that salsa tart, Selena Gomez is back with the worlds greatest singing magician, Justin Bieber. Bieber is a fucking disgrace as an artist and nothing more than an idiotic puppet for others looking to make a quick buck. I can go on and on about him, and I have in the past, but the emphasis in my rant is on Gomez as neither of her oars are in the common sense waters surrounding Justin. What a shame too because she'd look much better a chick on anyone of our dicksticks.
Second to my final years post, so here goes...
Firstly, on the hairy twat sandwich, What's fucked up here is the Vikings/Eagles tilt. On the surface, the number 1 seed catching points at home seems like a no-brainer or a trap. Next thing up here are the Vikings playing outdoors. So roll it all up, get your bic lighter out and toke away and the end result of the shit is the number 1 seed at home as a pup playing against a team that's played over half their games indoors. Also Ripped gunslinger Foles is not a Tony Banks or a Bubby Brister bench player, he could be a starter on most other teams. Now, onto the shaved, less stench worthy twat sandwich, are the Vikings a team of destiny after that shit they pulled off last week?
So in other words, this line is either a trap or it's an easy play on the Eagles. This is no disrespect to the Vikings, but I actually had just the opposite on The Meat Vendor database, the Eagles as the 3 point chalk.
On with the shit...
10 units Jacksonville/New England under 46 (Leg Spreader Play of the Week and playoff game of the year)
3 units New England Patriots -7.5
1 unit Minnesota/Philadelphia under 38
So here's my shit...
The Jaguars ass fucked the Steelers last week for the 2nd time in Heinz Field this season pasting Shittsburghs sorry asses with 45 points last week while Brady and Co. once were professionals simply taking care of business again, just another day on the porn shoot for them putting up 35. No replicas of this happening today in Foxboro.
Now, Jacksonville also falls into the similar system the Tits fell into last week, winning a road playoff game on the road as a 7 point or more underdog. Coincidentally, Tennessee and now Jacksonville's season will end at the hands of the Patriots. I don't see this as a blowjob blowout that New England has been giving their opponents at home. By the way, how many games in a row have the Patriots won at home by double digits now? But I do see this as a front door cover late in the game by New England. Let's just say a late 17-14 Patriots lead with a Bronk catch in the end zone with a couple minutes to play.
On the the lighter side, congratulations to the Jaguars for a great season, who would've thought they'd be where they're at today, 4 months ago?
As always my fellow penis colada shakers, keep it crispy,
Best of Luck,
Eddie Rebel
