Ham, did you jack it to Loni (or Lonnie)?
Yes or no?
You are under jacking oath right now!
And stop complaining about threads. If it turns out you were jacking it to Lonnie and Jamie Lee, that's your business. I don't care if you jack it to Oprah. But transvestigations are about truth! Are you afraid of a transvestigation on your wife?
Ham, life may be but a transitory game, but but transparency is incredibly important!!!!