A man had a 50 yard line ticket for the Super Bowl.
As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty.
He asked the man on the other side of the empty seat whether anyone was sitting there.
"No," the man replied, "The seat is empty."
"Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the sporting event of the world and not use it?"
The second man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she recently
passed away. This will be the first Super bowl we haven't been together since we got married in 1967.”
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
seat?"
The man shook his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."
As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty.
He asked the man on the other side of the empty seat whether anyone was sitting there.
"No," the man replied, "The seat is empty."
"Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the sporting event of the world and not use it?"
The second man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she recently
passed away. This will be the first Super bowl we haven't been together since we got married in 1967.”
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
seat?"
The man shook his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."
