The Meat Vendors Super Bowl Discharge (The Mother of all Mothers)

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Dudes,

As a disclaimer, I can't get lengthy with these posts, so before my fingers ingest the Viagra, Bud Light, chicken wings, chicken tenders, and whomever I'm going to be fucking later, and how many, I wanted to take a moment to acknowledge all you fuckers this year for another great season of winning and debauchery as only we know how to do it.

So for those of you about to join me in the 2nd best drunk and fuckfest day of the year, or perhaps the best...

Beerformyhorses
Big Booms
Big Wang
Clay Media
Coach H
Dexter 03
Doogie Boy
Dr In July
Exploited 17
Gravy
Green 17
GurlGoneWild
Jasonc69
LcJJ
Powerz
SaintsFan 1977
Steiner69er
Stevie Ray
The BuffRock
Tkim 11
Venomous Sanction
Vinny Vegas
Wza
XS Power

I salute you, so cheers! (To anybody I may have left out, my bad, I fucked up)

So onto the final gangbang we all go this season, right?

Not to confuse anybody, but when the Brady Bunch first appeared in 1969, most of us (probably) weren't nut butter droppings in our fathers storage tanks yet, and Tom Brady is included within this spectrum. FYI, I wanted to nail Jan and add her to my "doggie" hall of fame because of her hair. Moving ahead to 2001, we all know what happened when Drew Bledsoe damn near got impaled against the Jets ushering in Brady, and arguably the best quarterback of all time. Taking it a step further, his rock star status ultimately led to relationships with Bridget Moynahan and his marriage to Gisele Bundchen. So as uncanny as it is, he's the NFL's version of Tommy Lee, so I'm certain he'll have a sex video "leaked" out years down the road. So for all this, I also have to salute all the sextraordinary tit popping costumes he's been in the presence of.

Now, the status quo of all this are the Eagles and Nick Foles. Regardless of the outcome tonight, Foles' stock has skyrocketed throughout the NFL, and it's not that this dude will have any issues getting some megamilking chest guns pointed in his direction either, but the Eagles are really going to have a nice problem if they win tonight. Who is the starting pig thrower next September on Thursday night if Big Nick Dick leads Philadelphia to the gangbang and slams all the chicks leaving the Patriots limp and looking for fluffers tomorrow morning? And will Carson Wentz become Drew Bledsoe? I only throw the chunky cock sauce up against the wall now to see what sticks. One thing that's crystal clear, if the Brady Bunch claim a 6th Super Bowl ring, it'll be Wentz as the starter, but what if...? Incidentally, when Shittsburgh won their 6th Super Bowl ring in 2009 against the Cardinals, having a ring per finger of one hand had me labeling this victory for them as the cockring. Will New England join them today? And would Brady pull a Manning and go out on top to the retirement pasture?

So, now its time for me to remove the bra on the analytical numbers aspect of it all. Now depending on your each individual preference, meaning you prefer mosquito bites, dashboard ornaments, a rocking rack, or perhaps your choice needs two cans of fix-a-flat to give them chest melons the hang time they once had, this is important, but ultimately not the overall factor since nothing in our world is guaranteed, except, we all fuck on the first date.

Since 2007, the side of the Super Bowl has gone 8-2-1 when fading the public from the opening line. The biggest line movement from the opening number in Vegas to kickoff was 3.5 points 4 years ago when the Seahawks opened as 1.5 chalks to the Manning led Broncos in The Bronx. So as you see here, the public hammered Denver to the closing chalks at a -2. The Seahawks Em-bare-ass-ed the Ponies 43-8 as most of us recall.

Since 2008, the total of the Super Bowl has gone 7-3 when fading the public. These are erect numbers that need no fluffers.

As of this writing, the Patriots opened as (-5) chalks with the total at 48. Currently, New England sits at (-4.5) with the total of 49.

Finally, a couple more things I need to address before turning this keyboard over to ITunes and baseball for this year, and this goes back to the individuals that I've met face to face, talked to, E-mailed, texted, partied with, and experienced some classy, and some not-so-classy escorts with, either at the Glory Hole or even the 7-11 freezer room, and then the bathroom. You fuckers all know who you are, but

Cheers to Beerformyhorses for being a great friend of mine for over 30 years now since we were in diapers.
Cheers to Exploited 17 for that correction I made in week 13
Cheers to Dexter 03 for being the only guy in this forum to bang a Kardashian (and I watched)
Cheers to Big Wang for having the talent for autofellatio, but instead uses his tool as a kickstand at the bar. (I'm Jealous!)
Cheers to Steiner69er. This one is more endearing to me because this cat took my underdog of the year play on the Raiders +3 and played the moneyline. That butterfinger Carr cost us both the win, but I pushed. I hope you return next season.
Cheers to Donald Trump for being the kick ass president he is as well.

So as you see, I do read certain other threads much like allowing all loose chicks to read our bodies knowing they'll just love us for our Big Dick-tionaries.

On With The Shit....

Touts on the Eagles, public on the Eagles, Hall & Oates from Philadelphia on each other again.

8 units New England Patriots -4.5 (Leg Spreader Play of the Week)
4 units New England/Philadelphia UNDER 49 (for some extra titty bar spending cash later tonight)

I may chime in later if I'm not too fucked up, but if not, once again, been a pleasure this year guys, so finally,

As always my fellow Meat Vendors, keep it crispy,

Best of Luck,

Eddie Rebel
 

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lmao just read your whole write up... best thread on rx forum every week... hahahahhahahahah .. gl buddy!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Eddie...........

good luck to us today...........you are a great capper and definitely have the best "scenarios"
have a great off season and stay out of trouble!
 

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Eddie....regardless of yesterday's result love your write-ups and unique slant on football, partying and female genitalia! Thank you!
 

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