Missed front end of 1 and 1s
Missed layups!!!!! (I'm pretty sure I will die as a result of a stroke I suffer after a missed layup)
Turnovers
Refs going to the monitor to review nothing in particular (clock maybe?) near the end of games, breaking up the rhythm
Announcers on an unbiased broadcast clearly rooting for one team
Teams that foul at the very end of games when they are down 8+ and have a 0.0% chance of winning
Teams that foul at the end of games and then don't try to score after the foul shots
Refs blowing the whistle on almost every fucking play (including many phantom calls) and then don't blow it on a clear foul
3 point shooters who kick their leg out and initiate contact, and get a foul call
Apple commercials, Geico commercials
The west coast Bill Walton/other dude broadcasts where they fake argue the whole time
When team is down 1 and point guard dribbles around for 29 seconds and then chucks up a contested 3
When the team I back gives up multiple offensive rebounds in one possession (usually scare the dog yelling at the TV when this happens)
Missed layups!!!!! (I'm pretty sure I will die as a result of a stroke I suffer after a missed layup)
Turnovers
Refs going to the monitor to review nothing in particular (clock maybe?) near the end of games, breaking up the rhythm
Announcers on an unbiased broadcast clearly rooting for one team
Teams that foul at the very end of games when they are down 8+ and have a 0.0% chance of winning
Teams that foul at the end of games and then don't try to score after the foul shots
Refs blowing the whistle on almost every fucking play (including many phantom calls) and then don't blow it on a clear foul
3 point shooters who kick their leg out and initiate contact, and get a foul call
Apple commercials, Geico commercials
The west coast Bill Walton/other dude broadcasts where they fake argue the whole time
When team is down 1 and point guard dribbles around for 29 seconds and then chucks up a contested 3
When the team I back gives up multiple offensive rebounds in one possession (usually scare the dog yelling at the TV when this happens)
