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Life's a bitch, then you die!
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Awhile back I said that the day you're born there is blueprint filed
away that charts your life until your death and nothing you do can change
that. Of course some here told me how full of shit I was and eating right
and exercise was the key to longevity.

So I give you Koku Istambulova a woman purported to be the oldest living
person ever at 128. Read what she has to say....

She has bluntly said her longevity "was God's will" and she "did nothing to
make it happen". While some people chalk it up to a healthy or active lifestyle,
Koku said: "I have no idea how I lived until now."

Due to turn 129 in two weeks, she added: “I have not had a single happy day in my life."
"I wish I had died young."

Fate is a fickle bitch.
 

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Awhile back I said that the day you're born there is blueprint filed
away that charts your life until your death and nothing you do can change
that. Of course some here told me how full of shit I was and eating right
and exercise was the key to longevity.

So I give you Koku Istambulova a woman purported to be the oldest living
person ever at 128. Read what she has to say....

She has bluntly said her longevity "was God's will" and she "did nothing to
make it happen". While some people chalk it up to a healthy or active lifestyle,
Koku said: "I have no idea how I lived until now."

Due to turn 129 in two weeks, she added: “I have not had a single happy day in my life."
"I wish I had died young."

Fate is a fickle bitch.
I’d say she’s lying
 
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"I have not had a single happy day in my life."

Damn. Must be really, really uuuuuggggglly.

How can you be around for 128 years and never have one lousy happy day?
 

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Admittedly I thought this thread was going to be about Hillary.

But at least the old lady isn’t Hillary Clinton. She’s got that going for her...which is nice.
 

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"I have not had a single happy day in my life."

Damn. Must be really, really uuuuuggggglly.

How can you be around for 128 years and never have one lousy happy day?

must be a democrat, somebody was holding her back all these years
 

Life's a bitch, then you die!
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"I have not had a single happy day in my life."

Damn. Must be really, really uuuuuggggglly.

How can you be around for 128 years and never have one lousy happy day?
Surely she has seen better days.

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