It had been snowing all night …………..
8:00 am I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's
voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it
could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make
one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot
nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.
8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.
8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of
the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a
domestic role.
8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the
difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am
now called a sexist.
9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe
sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult
weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by
social services.
9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down
the street demanding for me to be beheaded.
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which
we live today and it is going to get much worse.
