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Thread: Bloomington, IL Strip Club Closed After Severe Diarrhea Incident On Stage

  1. #1 Bloomington, IL Strip Club Closed After Severe Diarrhea Incident On Stage 
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    Bloomington, IL Strip Club Closed After Severe Diarrhea Incident On Stage

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    By Thomas Bettencourt [COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.439216)]


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    A popular strip club in Bloomington, Illinois has been closed until further notice after several dancers contracted diarrhea last night. The cause of the incident has been initially linked to a contaminated buffet at the venue. While investigations continue, the venue has not been named.
    The strip club was nearly full when the incident occurred, and both staff and customers were reported to have eaten from the free buffet. According to a witness at the venue, three dancers were performing on separate poles when the first sign of trouble emerged.
    “At first I picked up a bad smell; I thought maybe the guy next to me had farted,” said the witness, who declined to be named. “However, the smell got worse and I noticed that a lot of other guys were looking around to see what it was.”
    It was at this point that the first dancer to suffer from diarrhea was unable to control her bowels any longer, and ‘a stream of brown liquid soon gushed over the stage’. “It was absolutely disgusting. A number of guests immediately puked.”
    Some of the guests also contracted diarrhea and there was a rush on the men’s room, which unfortunately did not have enough stalls to cope with the sudden influx in demand.
    Cleaners who were hired to deal with the mess reportedly were shocked at the condition of the venue. “Strip clubs are generally dirty places, but this was on a whole new level,” said one of the cleaning staff. “In my time, I’ve seen faeces in a urinal once or twice, but never in the sinks.”
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    What's the Rx coming to? I just about puked then looked away. I was curious what you posted. Lol
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    I call bs on this story.
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