Dudes,
So recently engaged Justin Bieber has stayed relatively quiet since his latest attempt to gain face here in the States by being engaged to a Baldwin. Too bad the ass clown still has the world's greatest karaoke show every time he sets foot on stage to fool the naive. Yet thankfully in our case we've seen through his shit.
1-1 last week, splitting out, but nailing the Leg Spreader with more units for profit. So while the profit included a carton of marlboro lights and a couple of trojans for our Saturday night endeavors, it's still a long season, and as long as profit continues, the smash the gash feels that much better.
Speaking of rubbers, or Trojans, congrats to Sam Darnold for getting his first win in the NFL last week. 16 of 21 and a couple of touchdown tosses, not bad. The blowout in Motown makes me wonder though, did the Flyboys play this good, or were the Lions that bad? Gunslinger Stafford made a great waitress as he looked like an idiot serving up 4 picks, and Cassel bar tending one away as well. New York had a punt return and a pick 6 as well as Crowell scampering off on a 62-yard romp as if he stole a gold record from Barry Gordy. So for me, these numbers don't tell the real tale of the final score looking at it from the terms of the Jets in a blowout. Bottom line here was that Detroit just played like shit. Its as if the Browns traveled north and changed uniforms. As a side note, prior to the Monday night kickoff in Detroit, the Dolphins opened as a mediocre 1 point chalk. After the game, the public jacked off on the Jets, not just making them chalks, but moving the line 4 points. The Meat Vendor database says, not a fucking chance here.
Still not going ape shit this week, but a few things that give me wood.
5 units Miami Dolphins +3 (Leg Spreader Play of the Week)
4 units Philadelphia Eagles -3
3 units Pittsburgh Steelers -4.5
3 units Oakland Raiders +6.5
2 units Indianapolis/Washington under 48
2 units Dallas Cowboys -3
1 unit Green Bay Packers +2
As always my fellow believers in Baldwins and hairy ones because we're true men, keep it crispy,
Best of Luck,
Eddie Rebel
So recently engaged Justin Bieber has stayed relatively quiet since his latest attempt to gain face here in the States by being engaged to a Baldwin. Too bad the ass clown still has the world's greatest karaoke show every time he sets foot on stage to fool the naive. Yet thankfully in our case we've seen through his shit.
1-1 last week, splitting out, but nailing the Leg Spreader with more units for profit. So while the profit included a carton of marlboro lights and a couple of trojans for our Saturday night endeavors, it's still a long season, and as long as profit continues, the smash the gash feels that much better.
Speaking of rubbers, or Trojans, congrats to Sam Darnold for getting his first win in the NFL last week. 16 of 21 and a couple of touchdown tosses, not bad. The blowout in Motown makes me wonder though, did the Flyboys play this good, or were the Lions that bad? Gunslinger Stafford made a great waitress as he looked like an idiot serving up 4 picks, and Cassel bar tending one away as well. New York had a punt return and a pick 6 as well as Crowell scampering off on a 62-yard romp as if he stole a gold record from Barry Gordy. So for me, these numbers don't tell the real tale of the final score looking at it from the terms of the Jets in a blowout. Bottom line here was that Detroit just played like shit. Its as if the Browns traveled north and changed uniforms. As a side note, prior to the Monday night kickoff in Detroit, the Dolphins opened as a mediocre 1 point chalk. After the game, the public jacked off on the Jets, not just making them chalks, but moving the line 4 points. The Meat Vendor database says, not a fucking chance here.
Still not going ape shit this week, but a few things that give me wood.
5 units Miami Dolphins +3 (Leg Spreader Play of the Week)
4 units Philadelphia Eagles -3
3 units Pittsburgh Steelers -4.5
3 units Oakland Raiders +6.5
2 units Indianapolis/Washington under 48
2 units Dallas Cowboys -3
1 unit Green Bay Packers +2
As always my fellow believers in Baldwins and hairy ones because we're true men, keep it crispy,
Best of Luck,
Eddie Rebel
