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  1. #1 The Meat Vendors Week 2 Discharge 
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    Dudes,

    So recently engaged Justin Bieber has stayed relatively quiet since his latest attempt to gain face here in the States by being engaged to a Baldwin. Too bad the ass clown still has the world's greatest karaoke show every time he sets foot on stage to fool the naive. Yet thankfully in our case we've seen through his shit.

    1-1 last week, splitting out, but nailing the Leg Spreader with more units for profit. So while the profit included a carton of marlboro lights and a couple of trojans for our Saturday night endeavors, it's still a long season, and as long as profit continues, the smash the gash feels that much better.

    Speaking of rubbers, or Trojans, congrats to Sam Darnold for getting his first win in the NFL last week. 16 of 21 and a couple of touchdown tosses, not bad. The blowout in Motown makes me wonder though, did the Flyboys play this good, or were the Lions that bad? Gunslinger Stafford made a great waitress as he looked like an idiot serving up 4 picks, and Cassel bar tending one away as well. New York had a punt return and a pick 6 as well as Crowell scampering off on a 62-yard romp as if he stole a gold record from Barry Gordy. So for me, these numbers don't tell the real tale of the final score looking at it from the terms of the Jets in a blowout. Bottom line here was that Detroit just played like shit. Its as if the Browns traveled north and changed uniforms. As a side note, prior to the Monday night kickoff in Detroit, the Dolphins opened as a mediocre 1 point chalk. After the game, the public jacked off on the Jets, not just making them chalks, but moving the line 4 points. The Meat Vendor database says, not a fucking chance here.

    Still not going ape shit this week, but a few things that give me wood.

    5 units Miami Dolphins +3 (Leg Spreader Play of the Week)
    4 units Philadelphia Eagles -3
    3 units Pittsburgh Steelers -4.5
    3 units Oakland Raiders +6.5
    2 units Indianapolis/Washington under 48
    2 units Dallas Cowboys -3
    1 unit Green Bay Packers +2

    As always my fellow believers in Baldwins and hairy ones because we're true men, keep it crispy,

    Best of Luck,

    Eddie Rebel
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    love the Phins this week!!!
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    im not understanding the bieber and baldwin connection on this forum but good luck with the plays.
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    Loving the find as well... won't need the points..... moneyline play for me..... I just love winning... love your write-ups.. I get caught up on all the Hollywood gossip as well...
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    On same page ED
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    GL eddie - on a lot of those plays

    Keep it Crispy ,,,, gotta give Biebs some ups for dripping some maple syrup on the baldwin beaver
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    Thank you eddie
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    5-2 day where initially I only had 3-4 plays on the bump to shit out, but late line movement proved otherwise to our benefit. Leg Spreader hit again as the wishbone position started from the opening kickoff until the final whistle. Nice to have a pup covering for the whole 60 minutes. Congrats to all the Miami followers.

    2Dimes... I often look at parallels with real world shit and football. If the glass is half full, then the glass is also have empty. Already knowing my Leg Spreader was on South Beach, it made sense to give credit where credit is due in regards to Darnold, the rest fell into place. Regarding Bieber, Kaepernick, the laundry list of any Kardashian that I'm brutally honest about, it's simply supplying the yin with the yang in the heat of the moment. For this, we've all been there before. Hope you cashed today.

    Trump2020...If you ever have an opening for an apprentice, sign me up as I have ideas to further cut tax dollars for American workers, franchising brothels. Imagine the impact of a 2 for 1 special on your local brothel come every Sunday as the NFL ticket plays all our games with an endless assortment of beer and wings. Also, let's not forget the Thursday night MILF specials where Stormy Daniels works for free.

    Keeping it crispy,

    Eddie Rebel
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    Quote Originally Posted by educatedrebel1 View Post
    5-2 day where initially I only had 3-4 plays on the bump to shit out, but late line movement proved otherwise to our benefit. Leg Spreader hit again as the wishbone position started from the opening kickoff until the final whistle. Nice to have a pup covering for the whole 60 minutes. Congrats to all the Miami followers.

    2Dimes... I often look at parallels with real world shit and football. If the glass is half full, then the glass is also have empty. Already knowing my Leg Spreader was on South Beach, it made sense to give credit where credit is due in regards to Darnold, the rest fell into place. Regarding Bieber, Kaepernick, the laundry list of any Kardashian that I'm brutally honest about, it's simply supplying the yin with the yang in the heat of the moment. For this, we've all been there before. Hope you cashed today.

    Trump2020...If you ever have an opening for an apprentice, sign me up as I have ideas to further cut tax dollars for American workers, franchising brothels. Imagine the impact of a 2 for 1 special on your local brothel come every Sunday as the NFL ticket plays all our games with an endless assortment of beer and wings. Also, let's not forget the Thursday night MILF specials where Stormy Daniels works for free.

    Keeping it crispy,

    Eddie Rebel

    Bottom line....your posts are a must read for anyone who had a terrible week in general.... You rock Eddie!
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