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Thread: Am I going to jail?

  1. #1 Am I going to jail? 
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    I was arrested for being under the influence of a controlled substance. I told them i took adderall but in fact I had smoked crystal meth. They released me on no bail if I promise to show up to court. I have no drug or criminal history at all and this is a misdemeanor.

    I dont want to go to jail. If necessary I will move to SouthEast Asia to avoid getting raped in prison.
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    I highly doubt you're going to jail if you have no prior history & it's a misdemeanor...
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    ya you are definitely going to jail. get to know bubba he's going to want you to do some things.
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    A fine and drug counseling sounds about right........
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    You might want to talk too UnderSiege and Stanford Sam they met in prison.
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    I can feel a penis being thrust into my ass already. Time to mob to Asia.
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    tell them you're an illegal alien.....they'll kiss your ass ,feed and house you for free.......unless you're a white male, if so you're screwed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hache Man View Post
    I highly doubt you're going to jail if you have no prior history & it's a misdemeanor...
    no prior's, first time offender no problems. However stay off the meth friend and you'll have a much better chance at not going through this again. The 2nd time wont be as easy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greenbacks View Post
    You might want to talk too UnderSiege and Stanford Sam they met in prison.
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    I'm sure if they get ahold of your hard drive you are. "Gaped" lol
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