Dudes,
So Elizabeth Warren resurfaces with a sliver of pink taco juice in her claiming to be Native American. Congrats Liz, I'm certain your support will be gleaming if you're in attendance today at the Redskins game for your so-called heritage to re-invent the Hogettes. Sadly, your chest anchors are much like liberal Kathy Griffin, no hang time, which would result in a wardrobe malfunction scaring fans afar. But hey, you've got the cow nose, and Griffin has the hair for the costume to look like 2 of the ugliest mo fo's out there, so forge on I say.
4-5-1 ATS last week when I should've taken my own advice and hit the strip joints. Sadly the 2 plays I liked won straight up, but failed to please Monique and Unique. It's as if you were at the starting line, revving up your boners, and forgot the Trojans, so yea, we failed to cover. So lets rewind to last night, I did take that very advice waiting for an upset on the Juvi circuit before it finally happened in Purdue. Congrats Boilermakers and continue steaming the economy.
23-19-2 ATS YTD
So last week the Bears deep-throated Flippers' rubber schlong and spit up the baby gravy all over themselves. The Browns returned to doing what they've done best for nearly 20 years, taking a shit on the sidelines and slinging it at each other. The Pats ended the Chefs perfect season, and the 1972 Dolphins must now wait on the Rams to falter...if they do, before toasting their perfection from yesteryear.
The Pokes last week blow out the Jags as Jerry Jones was blowing himself, and all of a sudden they're a road chalk...I don't think so.
The Bears a 7 point road chalk losing straight up returning home as a non conference Lassie against a team that gives up the run. Calling Forrest Gump on this one.
8 units Washington Redskins +2 (Leg Spreader Play of the Week) Also a sidenote of promise, if Elizabeth Warren went nude at the game, she'd look like a fucking Hogette.
6 units Chicago Bears +2
6 units New Orleans Saints +3
4 units Cincinnati/Kansas City under 56.5
4 units San Francisco 49ers +9
3 units Carolina Panthers +5
2 units New York Jets +3
2 units Buffalo/Indianapolis under 43.5
As always my fellow defenders of the faith, keep it crispy,
Best of Luck,
Eddie Rebel
So Elizabeth Warren resurfaces with a sliver of pink taco juice in her claiming to be Native American. Congrats Liz, I'm certain your support will be gleaming if you're in attendance today at the Redskins game for your so-called heritage to re-invent the Hogettes. Sadly, your chest anchors are much like liberal Kathy Griffin, no hang time, which would result in a wardrobe malfunction scaring fans afar. But hey, you've got the cow nose, and Griffin has the hair for the costume to look like 2 of the ugliest mo fo's out there, so forge on I say.
4-5-1 ATS last week when I should've taken my own advice and hit the strip joints. Sadly the 2 plays I liked won straight up, but failed to please Monique and Unique. It's as if you were at the starting line, revving up your boners, and forgot the Trojans, so yea, we failed to cover. So lets rewind to last night, I did take that very advice waiting for an upset on the Juvi circuit before it finally happened in Purdue. Congrats Boilermakers and continue steaming the economy.
23-19-2 ATS YTD
So last week the Bears deep-throated Flippers' rubber schlong and spit up the baby gravy all over themselves. The Browns returned to doing what they've done best for nearly 20 years, taking a shit on the sidelines and slinging it at each other. The Pats ended the Chefs perfect season, and the 1972 Dolphins must now wait on the Rams to falter...if they do, before toasting their perfection from yesteryear.
The Pokes last week blow out the Jags as Jerry Jones was blowing himself, and all of a sudden they're a road chalk...I don't think so.
The Bears a 7 point road chalk losing straight up returning home as a non conference Lassie against a team that gives up the run. Calling Forrest Gump on this one.
8 units Washington Redskins +2 (Leg Spreader Play of the Week) Also a sidenote of promise, if Elizabeth Warren went nude at the game, she'd look like a fucking Hogette.
6 units Chicago Bears +2
6 units New Orleans Saints +3
4 units Cincinnati/Kansas City under 56.5
4 units San Francisco 49ers +9
3 units Carolina Panthers +5
2 units New York Jets +3
2 units Buffalo/Indianapolis under 43.5
As always my fellow defenders of the faith, keep it crispy,
Best of Luck,
Eddie Rebel
