Dudes,
Last week I tripped over my own dick rounding second heading to third in my effort to execute the quad-fecta this season of NFL capping when I embarrassingly took the Eagles in my Game of the Year. I had successfully nailed my Underdog and Totals of the Year, with my Playoff tilt forthcoming. Upon hearing her bra exploded again to witness her now waist supported flesh canons, somehow the entire Eagles team were so fixated holding their cheesesteaks, getting points and going into sudden death found that one passageway to Jessica Simpsons house forgetting that she's not only a fertile Myrtle preggo again for about the 80th time, that the Cowboys were the ones holding the pig about ready to end their season.
Truth is, I missed this one, my apologies.
Then there's my man Dexter who doesn't miss often hitting Seattle Sunday night. Read his shit, he's good!
Although I had a winning record last week, I still penalized myself Monday thru Friday until 6 PM drinking nothing but Gatoraid until switching to Bud Light for NFL capping and club hopping macking out the beautiful women in Seduction City here. This is my way of rebounding.
*****NOTE: No Leg Spreader Play of the Week posted today because the shit hits tomorrow on Monday night. I'll be making my first Monday night post in years tomorrow. Generally I'm getting laid, but I'll postpone the pound party until the fingers leave the keyboard. I'll give you fuckers a hint though, remember a couple weeks ago I made a post on my Leg Spreader of the Week on a system that happened for the first time this year with high probability, well, much like Jessica Simpsons belly bump, it returns.
Instead, I'm going to conveniently borrow from my former baseball posts in here as a viable substitution for today.
7 units New York Giants +2 (Womb Stretcher Play of the Day)
4 units San Francisco 49ers +4
3 units Indianapolis Colts -3
3 units New England Patriots -2.5
3 units Minnesota Vikings -7.5
3 units Green Bay Packers +5.5
2 units Arizona/Atlanta under 43.5
2 units Philadelphia/LA Rams under 52
Reminder to all liberals, spoons make people fat...
As always my fellow jingle balls, keep it crispy,
Best of Luck
Eddie Rebel
Last week I tripped over my own dick rounding second heading to third in my effort to execute the quad-fecta this season of NFL capping when I embarrassingly took the Eagles in my Game of the Year. I had successfully nailed my Underdog and Totals of the Year, with my Playoff tilt forthcoming. Upon hearing her bra exploded again to witness her now waist supported flesh canons, somehow the entire Eagles team were so fixated holding their cheesesteaks, getting points and going into sudden death found that one passageway to Jessica Simpsons house forgetting that she's not only a fertile Myrtle preggo again for about the 80th time, that the Cowboys were the ones holding the pig about ready to end their season.
Truth is, I missed this one, my apologies.
Then there's my man Dexter who doesn't miss often hitting Seattle Sunday night. Read his shit, he's good!
Although I had a winning record last week, I still penalized myself Monday thru Friday until 6 PM drinking nothing but Gatoraid until switching to Bud Light for NFL capping and club hopping macking out the beautiful women in Seduction City here. This is my way of rebounding.
*****NOTE: No Leg Spreader Play of the Week posted today because the shit hits tomorrow on Monday night. I'll be making my first Monday night post in years tomorrow. Generally I'm getting laid, but I'll postpone the pound party until the fingers leave the keyboard. I'll give you fuckers a hint though, remember a couple weeks ago I made a post on my Leg Spreader of the Week on a system that happened for the first time this year with high probability, well, much like Jessica Simpsons belly bump, it returns.
Instead, I'm going to conveniently borrow from my former baseball posts in here as a viable substitution for today.
7 units New York Giants +2 (Womb Stretcher Play of the Day)
4 units San Francisco 49ers +4
3 units Indianapolis Colts -3
3 units New England Patriots -2.5
3 units Minnesota Vikings -7.5
3 units Green Bay Packers +5.5
2 units Arizona/Atlanta under 43.5
2 units Philadelphia/LA Rams under 52
Reminder to all liberals, spoons make people fat...
As always my fellow jingle balls, keep it crispy,
Best of Luck
Eddie Rebel
