I mean this with complete sincerity
You are the arguably the biggest idiot on this forum. From posts like this to starting threads about your girlfriends smelly crotch to typing "lol" after every sentence whether it's relevant or not.
I mean no offense. But you need to be aware because surely you are the only one who doesn't notice.
You are the arguably the biggest idiot on this forum. From posts like this to starting threads about your girlfriends smelly crotch to typing "lol" after every sentence whether it's relevant or not.
I mean no offense. But you need to be aware because surely you are the only one who doesn't notice.
Dude, you are hands down the biggest loser on here. You spend most your time recapping a play and then either stroking yourself if it helped your fantasy BS or cry and have a fit if it didn't.
Biggest loser on here.
Haha, says he has a toddler and a new born but spends all weekend posting to himself.
[FONT="]An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two Viagra pills and demands that the pharmacist cut them in half.The pharmacist winks at him, "OK, but do you realize they won't be as effective?"The old man says, "Listen sonny, I'm 80 years old. I don't want them for sex. I need them for getting me hard enough so I don't pee on my shoes."[/FONT]
[FONT="]A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet.His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off.Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating."How come you are sweating?" he asks.The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?"[/FONT]
I know I know..terrible. Sue me. Peace peeps. I'm out. Been a long motherfucken day. I need to do an armored truck hit or something. Fuck this office job bullshit. I didn't go to college for 4 years to make a measly 80 grand a year. Something's gotta give.
Contemplating the rest of my life. Do I really want to be a 20 year guy. Fuck me.
Contemplating the rest of my life. Do I really want to be a 20 year guy. Fuck me.
