Dudes,
Before I get started, my final post for the season on the Super Bowl may be skewed as I'm headed to a large Super Bowl party in Miami. It could be a short post based on the fact that I didn't have time to type it up at home before my flight. Like the rest of us, I could be shaved, showered, and packed within an hour, however it's been a safe tradition for years to hit this local dive strip joint up the road from me the night before I travel and wherever my dick takes me from there, so why fuck with history? If I do have the time, my post will come early meaning my fun faucet didn't actually get fondled that night/early morning.
Nice hit last weekend going 3-1 with a missed field goal by the Saints as my cock block on a sweep was thwarted. 19-6-1 last 4 weeks, so been grabbing the cash like my man Dexter out there.
I'm seeing nothing but "3's" out there all across the board, so it's hypothetical that both tilts could end in a push today which means we don't lose and got drunk along the way, so we'll see what happens.
In the past I've stated my admiration for winners, which is why i like guys like Lebron James, Phil Mickelson, Nick Saban, the Yankees, Ron Jeremy, Donald Trump, Motley Crue and Tom Brady. This group has a historic trend of coming out ahead when the dust settles. Therefore my shit today should be clairvoyant. But as we all know, betting with our dicks instead of our brains can prove to be inept.
5 units Los Angeles Rams +3 (Leg Spreader Play of the Week)
4 units Kansas City Chiefs -3
Here's how The Meat Vendor database sees things, The Patriots were merely a .500 team on the road this year, in fact all 4 of their losses came at the hands of non-playoff teams, Jaguars, Lions, Dolphins, and Shittsburgh. The Chiefs were the best team in the AFC this year until Kareem Hunt's past reached right up out of nowhere and put the death grip on his nut sack, which led me to questioning Kansas City and their teams emotional motivation afterwards. I think that question was answered last Saturday after their drubbing of the Colts. Since neither team has a great defense, both teams should be cranking the pig out like cannons today. Should be a great game to watch as the Chiefs get revenge for the Patriots handing them their first loss of the season today.
The Rams have been the best team in the NFC all season, even though they stumbled at New Orleans earlier this year, I'm expecting a larger output today from their defense. Keep in mind, the Saints rested starters in week 17, had a bye week, and eventually showed up, albeit very late to their own homecoming last weekend, but it was enough to get the job done, so please don't judge the Saints on how flat they were last week initially. But again, I see a more hungrier team today from the Rams in what should be another great game as it appears the torches may be getting passed today from the veteran quarterbacks to the younger ones in both tilts. I'll also include the revenge factor in this one as well as extra motivation. Nice to have both 1 and 2 seeds going at it, much like Clemson and Alabama.
As always my fellow pork czars, keep it crispy,
Best of Luck,
Eddie Rebel
Before I get started, my final post for the season on the Super Bowl may be skewed as I'm headed to a large Super Bowl party in Miami. It could be a short post based on the fact that I didn't have time to type it up at home before my flight. Like the rest of us, I could be shaved, showered, and packed within an hour, however it's been a safe tradition for years to hit this local dive strip joint up the road from me the night before I travel and wherever my dick takes me from there, so why fuck with history? If I do have the time, my post will come early meaning my fun faucet didn't actually get fondled that night/early morning.
Nice hit last weekend going 3-1 with a missed field goal by the Saints as my cock block on a sweep was thwarted. 19-6-1 last 4 weeks, so been grabbing the cash like my man Dexter out there.
I'm seeing nothing but "3's" out there all across the board, so it's hypothetical that both tilts could end in a push today which means we don't lose and got drunk along the way, so we'll see what happens.
In the past I've stated my admiration for winners, which is why i like guys like Lebron James, Phil Mickelson, Nick Saban, the Yankees, Ron Jeremy, Donald Trump, Motley Crue and Tom Brady. This group has a historic trend of coming out ahead when the dust settles. Therefore my shit today should be clairvoyant. But as we all know, betting with our dicks instead of our brains can prove to be inept.
5 units Los Angeles Rams +3 (Leg Spreader Play of the Week)
4 units Kansas City Chiefs -3
Here's how The Meat Vendor database sees things, The Patriots were merely a .500 team on the road this year, in fact all 4 of their losses came at the hands of non-playoff teams, Jaguars, Lions, Dolphins, and Shittsburgh. The Chiefs were the best team in the AFC this year until Kareem Hunt's past reached right up out of nowhere and put the death grip on his nut sack, which led me to questioning Kansas City and their teams emotional motivation afterwards. I think that question was answered last Saturday after their drubbing of the Colts. Since neither team has a great defense, both teams should be cranking the pig out like cannons today. Should be a great game to watch as the Chiefs get revenge for the Patriots handing them their first loss of the season today.
The Rams have been the best team in the NFC all season, even though they stumbled at New Orleans earlier this year, I'm expecting a larger output today from their defense. Keep in mind, the Saints rested starters in week 17, had a bye week, and eventually showed up, albeit very late to their own homecoming last weekend, but it was enough to get the job done, so please don't judge the Saints on how flat they were last week initially. But again, I see a more hungrier team today from the Rams in what should be another great game as it appears the torches may be getting passed today from the veteran quarterbacks to the younger ones in both tilts. I'll also include the revenge factor in this one as well as extra motivation. Nice to have both 1 and 2 seeds going at it, much like Clemson and Alabama.
As always my fellow pork czars, keep it crispy,
Best of Luck,
Eddie Rebel
